No Chance
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- Llyod
I was walking down the street today and I saw a lot of girls. I felt sorry for them because they had no chance with me. It was just heartbreaking.
- SkyPoo0
That was a school outing to the museum Llyod. You need to wait until they hit double digit age before you classify them as being out of your league.
- uncle_helv0
Llyod you sound like you wank a lot!
- Corvo20
Takes some time to learn how to walk properly again, Lloyd.
- MrOneHundred0
Why does this sound like the opening line of a serial-killer movie?
- harlequino0
Lloyd is like the Truman Capote of QBN.
- Llyod0
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
-- Albert Einstein
Just letting you people know where you are.
- MrOneHundred0
So which are you? The mediocre mind, I guess.
- doesnotexist0
oh my god.
- gung_hoek0
I was cycling down the street today, the traffic lights were out of order, it was very chaotic and jammed. I saw another cyclist trying to cross the street while another wave of cars was starting to accelerate. He was hit by a car. He wasn´t hurt very bad I suppose, the driver and a couple of bystanders took immediate care of him, but I felt sick just from witnessing.
- what's chapter 2?doesnotexist
- This is all I got for now.gung_hoek
- Part 2: the chinamen pee'd on the carpet. the end.zarkonite
- JazX0
- Llyod0
One thing I keep seeing is pretty females who lack hooters. If only they had been blessed with a nice set of melons then we could talk. But alas, no.
- Yeah but you're a jaffa anyway so...fruit deficiency all round eh!?babaganush
- is that a scifi reference?Llyod
- MarketMaker0
Oh, Llyod.
- ukit0
This is a funny thread
- Llyod0
It wasn't intended to be funny.
- neue75_bold0
I'd hit you...
- me or llyod? wait, i didn't say that right. llyod or i? is that right? i'm no word scientist.kona
- you're both pretty foxy...neue75_bold
- lolkona
- d_rek0
You're right lloyd, most girls will never have the chance to sink to your level. They're better than that.
- JazX0