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- chossy
To all the guys who have girlfriends or a wife. stop saying you are going to fap, just make sexy party with your other half.
- mcLeod0
thanks for the marital advice. when does your book come out?
- D_Dot0
Tell HER that!
- brains0
I've lost my girlfriend 3 weeks ago. Fapping is all I have.
- TheBlueOne0
"make sexy party"?
- neue75_bold0
fuck you, I won't do what you tell me...
- unless you tell me to cheat on my gf with the denmarkian neighbor...neue75_bold
- YES YOU FUCKING WILL YOU TOILET.chossy
- m'ere and say that tonka truck...neue75_bold
- OBEY MEchossy
- ok, don't have much else on anyways...neue75_bold
- cheers :)chossy
- You will obey me while I lead you, And eat the garbage that I feed you, Until the day that we dont need you
d_rek
- autoflavour0
are you felling neglected chossy? is your hand seeing other people?
- kezza_20
he's right you know WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING HERE?
- killthefish0
She's at work.
- atlasundead0
if a girl has man hands does that make you gay?
- if she fists you, maybe.Jnr_Madison
- fuckkillthefish
- hahahflavorful
- no, only if she is called frank and has a penisautoflavour
- Jaline0
I feel more stupid just by reading some of the posts in this thread.
- autoflavour0
i felt stupid waking up this morning.. didnt stop me reading this thread tho..
- CALLES0
remember the first scene of American Beauty
- I know I saw the movie, but when people reference it, I really have no recollection of anything that happened.flavorful
- I blame the SNL skit where Tracey Morgan is in that rose bed thing or whatever, haha.flavorful
- I also don't remember most of the film. Except for that one hot guy. Not the main actor.Jaline
- i feel exactly the same wayusrper
- CALLES0
To Fap Or Not to fap... that is the question
- Whether tis nobler in the groin to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous blueballslocustsloth
- Aye, i'll just rublocustsloth
- No question.Jaline
- BattleAxe0
but I want to live to be 100 years old and spend more time with my lady! fapN is the fountain of youth , so it is in her best interest
- MHDC0
funniest thread ever.
- kezza_20
unfortunately the mother in law is staying tonight. I need to knock one off at work before I get home