taking a tumble
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- sputnik2
when was the last time you took a tumble? hard enough to really smart and take your breath away?
i did this morning and i suddenly felt like an 8 year-old kid who did something really stupid.
- chossy0
nearly every day sputnik, I am a pretty accident prone guy!, but it toughens me up he he I can take a leathering.
- waterhouse0
once a year, one the ice
- harlequino0
I'll tumble for you, bubby.
- JackRyan0
When I got hit on my scooter, I think...don't remember much though.
- designbot0
I was hiking by my house on some trails in the mountains....it was the end of winter and still wet from the snow. I was heading down the side of this small mountain and I stepped on this fallen over tree to walk down on it...it was wet and I fell super hard. Shredded the sleeve on my hoody, and cut my arm open. Nothing serious but it sucked....plus there was this other guy hiking who saw me fall, I bet he was laughing.
- sputnik20
i don't remember getting this hurt falling or doing something other than pushing a baby out...hehe. then i was shaky and chills/sweats for 10 minutes and felt like i was going to pass out. that's never happened to me before :\
- can't even imagine, my wife is super nervous about doing it again.designbot
- OnesandZeros0
i play soccer
so, often
- CALLES0
trying to be smooth and sexy in bed with my girlfriend. I feel A La Austin Powers from the bed... seriously
- d_rek0
Paintball will rough you up a little... so does occasionally dropping a freeweight on yourself. Ouch =\
- yeah... taking a load of paint @ 5ft doesn't feel great.OnesandZeros
- threadpost0
about a year and a half ago (under a different username at the time, the password reminder is broken on this site therefore had to get a new handle): http://www.qbn.com/topics/432096…
- richardkark0
The last time I got scared from something that happened to me was last week when my new cat put his claw through my bottom lip. Literally pierced clean through. It was stuck and I grabbed his paw so he wouldn't rip my lip apart and I started screaming for my wife to help me. She thought I was kidding but when she saw, she started screaming too. Finally got free and it healed really quick.
I was cryin'
- ahh man..ouch. I am allergic to cats....my lip probably would've swelled up to half my face.designbot
- sputnik20
OW!! kitty claws are sharp. little bastards.
jk.
- designbot0
There has to be some more stories of falls.....preferably some funny ones??
- richardkark0
I fell and fractured my skull, sinus cavity, elbow and kneecap:
- it's not really that funny, but it's amazzzzzing.richardkark
- crazy, glad your alright :)designbot
- No offense but you look pretty fragile to begin with.d_rek
- I'm 5'10" and 130 lbs so maybe you're right?richardkark
- i wanna try tarping!lambsy
- wow, makes my tumble seem sillysputnik2
- mcLeod0
I fell on on my ass on a patch of ice in front a car full of girls. i felt awesome.
- play0
This winter, snowboarding with my brother.
I was following his lead, and we reached some woods that looked real hairy. It was getting late, my legs were pretty much jello-ed, so I'm all "let's just split up here and I'll go around ..". He started calling me out so I just threw caution to the wind and ventured into the unknown darkness. I let him go ahead so I could try to follow his track, but soon he was out of site. Well wouldn't you know it was filled with boulders, rocks, logs and sketchy pathways everywhere. I bumped a log wrong, took a spill and tumbled down rag doll style for about a good 10 seconds—hitting shit the whole way. When I finally stopped I got up, and heard this faint "No! Don't go behind you!" But before I could even comprehend what was going on I fell backwards over this 10 foot or so cliff right onto my back. LUCKILY it was snow at the bottom and I was fine, but I never had the wind knocked so hard from me. When I finally made it out my brother was standing there, watching it all unfold, and laughing harder than I've ever seen him laugh. what a dick.
- TheBlueOne0
Alfredo?
- MrOneHundred0
About 6 months ago I turned up for work before anyone else and after I’d unlocked all the locks I pushed the door open and went to walk in and shut-off the alarm. I realised my shoelace was caught in the wire doormat when my knee dislocated!!! It was an old football injury but I had forgotten how much it hurts. So I am lying in the doorway on the floor, my knee still “out”, my shoelace still caught in the doormat and the heavy door closing on me preventing me from twisting around so my knee could pop back in. All the while the alarm is going off and people just walked past the building like nothing was happening. Although, the way I looked back then they were probably thinking “Ah look, that junkie tried to break into that nice building and now he’s jonesing out big time with convulsions – too bad, you junkie scumbag poop”
- So, what you're saying is that you dress like a homeless junkie pimp at work?TheBlueOne
- Pretty much, but I had a haircut recently, so...MrOneHundred
- that's hotsputnik2