Vulva !?
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- ********0
They wont fire you anyway skt, oh wait you dont have a job right ? :)
- MSL0
- ********0
where is skt? did he get pissy or something ?
- pascii0
do women buy bottled sperma ffs? get real and smell a real pussy!
- Khurram0
does that sexually excite you? eat... breath...drive...?
- ********0
wow eeveryone is so sexually repressed i guess :) no it doesnt excite me, jonathan ross felt there was nothing in a little humours product, why are you all so sad and miserable people ?
- Khurram0
It's because we clicked on your name and looked at all your previous threads and concluded that you are incredibly sexually frustrated. Thereby everything you say will be filtered through our perception of who we think you are.
I advise you to change your name if you want us to remove our "creepy nerd alert" filters.
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- 23kon0
smell my finger!
- ********0
Do what you gotta go :) Khurram is a beautiful name by the way, sounds like Quran :)
- Aww, that is actually quite a sweet thing to say, thanks man : ). However, the "K" in my name is silent. xxxKhurram
- ********0
been poking yourself in work again kon.
- it's chocolate!! it's chocolate!!
oh no! its on my tshirt now too.
oh poo, its stinkin!23kon
- it's chocolate!! it's chocolate!!
- ********0
skt s back on track for beig friends, now gotta deal with Quran over there for being a sad sob :) cheer up bitches
- ********0
Quran, end of transmission, who is a nerd now :) i hear the swoosh sounds while you exit the door, but dont let it hit you in the ass on your way out :)
- ********0
i just saw this on another forum eatbreathdrive... and i thought of you.
- Khurram0
Actually, I've got a better idea for an entertaining thread. Sit yourself up on a couch and lets disect you...
when was the last time you had sex with a girl you didn't pay for? how old were you when you lost your virginity? have you been with more than 10 girls in your lifetime? Have you ever had a girlfriend (the girl you bought dinner for but refused to fuck you doesn't count)? If so, when was the last time you had a girlfriend? How much of your day is spend browsing adult contacts ads on the internet? How successful have you been in this pursuit? Do you find yourself turning "prison gay" out of sexual frustration? Have you ever been tempted to look for a male for oral/penetrative sexual pleasure?
- Please don't feel as though I'm judging you with these questions. They are of purely a clinical nature.Khurram