:: Lost Wedding Ring ::
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- marchelo
There's this guy chicken scratching the stone ground at Union Square. Crawling under my feet and around me, I thought he was a junkie or something, because they like to play with shiny objects. But I don't move bc whatever. It turns out this guy lost his wedding ring and is searching in the dark for it everywhere! Says his wife is going to kill him. For future reference, what have you done/would do in this situation? This guy is looking like he's fucked.
- MrOneHundred0
Not married someone who would kill me for losing a wedding ring.
- SteveJobs0
we know, we know, the nurse guy, who's also a designer. his wife lost it while she was running with dogs.
- marchelo0
I mean, this really happens. Obviously. Are women understanding, I guess some are right? Too bad for this guy. Where do people usually find their ring when it's "lost?"
- marchelo0
Yah, but would a guy be less upset in general?
- Douglas0
Buy another, express shipping to the office, sleep there for a couple nights blaming a project.
- JazX0
Get a fake and act like it never happened.
- gung_hoek0
Yep. If she´d freak that much, it´s new ring or new wife.
- airey0
get a torch-light and take a peak up his boyfriend's rectum.
- tedismyfav0
i wouldn't freak out but i'd definitely wonder why he took it off in the first place. Especially in a public place. Can't lose it if you don't take it off....thats why its fitted to your finger.
- so he could try to shag someone else silly. pfft, obvious init?airey
- BuddhaHat0
One of my workmates lost then found his last week, and was freaking for half a day.He found his in the car. How does your wedding ring fall off while you're in the car?!?!?
- scarabin_net0
i figure the best thing to do in this situation would be to not get married
- or kill her and blame it on her dad. it's an oldie but sometimes the classics are best.airey
- fooler20
Mine has fallen off in the winter when my fat fingers shrink up. If I lost it in my snowboard mitt or at some random bar it would be ok but if I said I was going out to the titties bars then came home ringless I'm sure there'd be hell to pay.
Plus titanium is so cheap I could buy a new one before anyone even noticed.
- BannedKappa0
Find & Replace - No biggie, it's just a piece of metal. If your married to a woman who'd kill you over loosing it, then you issues are bigger than the lost ring.
- TYPO - you'reBannedKappa
- and don't forget 'your' issues. :)SteveJobs
- MisterMonk0
Just go to Tiffany and get a new one, how hard is it?
- spendogg0
I lost my wedding ring in the ocean on our honeymoon. it was mortifying, i felt so bad. But all the people at the resort heard about it, because the son of the owner of the place helped me snorkel for it for 2 hours. We ended up making friends with everyone and having an awesome time, everyone totally treated us like family, it totally changed our experience.
Platinum is not cheap and I got a different engraving. So if you lose your ring, and replace it, you better know what's engraved - bitches.
- mcLeod0
my wedding ring is from kmart so i can replace it easily. true story.
- a la The Simpsons?
http://www.j-dogs.co…BuddhaHat - Ha ha... you're poor! jkETM
- that's such a clinical shot
makes eating them seem like open heart surgeryscarabin_net
- a la The Simpsons?
- b_electro0
It's not about the ring, it's about the spiritual bond. And sex.
- Jaline0
It doesn't bother me so much. It shouldn't be a huge deal, but I can understand the other side (to a certain extent; no need for a person to go nuts over it). Maybe I don't care at all because wedding rings have no meaning in the culture/religion my parents are a part of.
- * avoids going near any racial/cultural stereotypesMrOneHundred
- that was a stupid note. I take it back.MrOneHundred
- ETM0
Even if rings aren't part of your culture, simply imagine losing anything with strong sentimental value a loved one gave you. Even if you could replace it with the same item, it lacks the true sentiment and history.
- Point50
I don't wear my ring. Hell, the first one got stolen off my desk when my house got robbed, and I bought a new and different one, but I have no idea where it's at. I really can't stand jewelry, plus, the ring is the least important part of a marriage.