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Nocando, neue - my lower back's already covered in a tribal tramp stamp and my chin's scarred from my nitrous 'accident'.
Besides, I already have 'FUXSLUT' tattooed to my forehead - that should be warning enough!
anyone see Jimmy Carr on tv at the weekend?
one of his jokes .....
"what a hassle church is ... having to stand up, sit down, kneel, stand up, sit down ......"
".... i wish the the priest would just choose a position and f*ck me!"
where you gonna get yours Nairn?
yep - so true,,
could always go for "bob"
always makes me laugh when the christian church comes out with anti gay stuff like this when theres so much homosexuality and paedos within their own
ive always thought tattoos were gay anyway so ....
if it was brought into practice then one way for the gays to get round it would be to get their asses and chins tattooed with something else beforehand, say just a big black square!. no f*cker is gonna be able to tattoo words that are readable onto that!
"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."
If fellatio turns fatal you've got some serious technique errors.
its like the warning on fags.
is it april?
Mullen may have overstepped the mark, though, with his audacious tattoo plan. A spokesman for The Bish of London said: "While clergy are entitled to their own personal views, we recognise that the content of this text is highly offensive and is in no way reflective of the views of the Diocese of London."