Going on a Cruise
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- mg33
So my girlfriend and I are leaving from Miami on a cruise for 5 days Monday. Besides making sure to stick QBN stickers all over the place, what are some other things I should definitely look forward t0? Any secret compartments or passageways I should try and sneak into?
Never been on a cruise before. We're going to Turks & Caicos, an island in the Bahamas and Nasau. That is if we survive partyin' with Calles this weekend in Miami.
Any tips and such?
- brains0
- I like to spend a few days in him.Jnr_Madison
- A nice tailored skin suit.brains
- Jnr_Madison0
*insert joke about taking someone up the back passage way*
- brains0
*insert joke about poop deck*
- Jnr_Madison0
*insert joke about riding chocolate waves*
- we have ruined this thread in under 5 posts, we are sorry.Jnr_Madison
- I'm not really that sorry.brains
- I am sorry.Jnr_Madison
- Really?brains
- I am sorry that you're not sorry.Jnr_Madison
- ********0
*insert iceberg
- brains0
*insert joke about sea men*
- PIITB0
*insert joke about sea men doing work on the poop deck*
- Jnr_Madison0
*insert joke about secret compartment that's been under your nose*
- CALLES0
btw that argentinian spot now is on 6 and washington
- CALLES0
just got your email yo!
- Mal0
Going on one in Dec. Sleeping in the open on deck is nice if they do it.
2nd time on this boat it's fookin awesome, cocktails at 10am then onto the waverunner
http://www.seadreamyachtclub.com…
- ********0
I've been on two cruises and they were both great.
I spent over 1K on both of them on booze on the ship alone, which didn't count hitting up the local spots at port, haha.
As far as secret spots, eh, everywhere is people but at nite most people aren't out so very public spots become private given the correct mood.
Personally, I love trivia, and basically made my itinerary as such to play at all three that happened most days so I could show my drunk intellectual dominance.
I was not allowed in my room at nite as there were so many complaints from the parties we were throwing so they ended up keeping a bar open for us when they were all supposed to be closed.
Basically become friends with everyone who is serving you booze and food and despite the security they'll hook you up. Now that I think about it, we even got to bang heads with the crew in their special bar where the drinks are basically free, and even got their discount at the bars in town.
But I had to talk in a Swedish accent to cement that... that or they wanted me to talk in a Swedish accent and were just fucking with me.
Cruises are a g-ddamn blast, and it wasn't my first sex tape - but yes - cameras are everywhere, haha. So to circle back about that private setting, yeaaa ... just because people aren't around doesn't mean they're not watching, haha.
