Preparations for biscuit based Suicide Attempt
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- kelpie
I have created this thread because Emu is too broken and empty, due to a severe lack of biscuits, to take that difficult initial step we all face when intending to document the depths of pain and heartbreak our lack of biscuits can cause us, and the lengths any true, fragile human heart will go to in order to end that pain.
And now, with heavy heart, I step aside and leave this thread to our friend, emukid...
- 7point340
- something is drawing me toward the scalpel, I know not what...kelpie
- my apologies, i found out later this was about UK biscuits and not US biscuits.7point34
- it's the buttermilk that has that effect7point34
- Scones just don't have the emotional draw of biscuitskelpie
- hah, quote of the daykingsteven
- those look yummyscarabin_net
- I have a desire to kill myself.canuck
- mikotondria30
Biscuits contain large amounts of transfats.
It would be healthier to smoke them.- Not to mention far far more sexualkelpie
- wait a minute, wtf? ...kelpie
- i'm sorry what was that?7point34
- you're on fire kelpie, keep em coming!kingsteven
- emukid0
day 11 of my wait for biscuits from the magical land of braveheart. i can only hope that the pain i've been put through is worth it when i finally taste the chocolaty goodness. and with that upadate, i will now go back and wait by the mailbox.
if i am not back, avenge my death.
- I love it when people spread a little chocolaty goodness on me.boobs
- digdre0
Knut s daddy past away.