Tips for the credit crunch
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- Kiko
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Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.
- graham0
fap to freeviews
- Nairn0
Consume less pointless shit.
- trooper0
keep spending otherwize your only making things worse!!! the recession is down to us not buying stuff, the credit crunch only effects you if you have a mortgage or loans and the price of oil is a factor out of our control so we'll just have to roll with that one.
- or, consume less pointless shit and stop subsidising an unsustainable form of Gaia- raping 'economy'.Nairn
- naim - you herald the destruction of us all - unfortunately the world runs on money not good will.trooper
- No shit? Who do you think makes all the 'pointless shit' though? You think handing our money over to China..Nairn
- ..and the middle East or Russia does our economy any good? Anyway, who said anything about 'good will'? They's your words - not mine.Nairn
- words, not mine.
(damn word limit)Nairn
- SkyPoo0
Sell web templates as bespoke at a grossly inflated price.
Disclaimer: I have no idea what this actually means, its just what I've picked up since being on QBN.
- I'm actually selling pencil lines on graph paper as web templates. two for a fiver.SkyPoo
- Okay, two for three quid.SkyPoo
- Anyone?SkyPoo
- Look, I'll do them at a quid a time. I'm strangling myself at those prices.SkyPoo
- lol.. I actually print my own graph paper, I'm such a tightwad!Nairn
- Alright alright, fifty pence each, and if you buy two you get them for £1.50.SkyPoo
- Nairn, you should try selling it on ebay. I bet someone would buy that. Bespoke graph paper.SkyPoo
- Skypoo: SOLD!Fariska
- but Just if they have your signature onFariska
- Signatures are 20pence extra I'm afraid.SkyPoo
- Okay, 10p.SkyPoo
- 10 for two, I can't say fairer than that.SkyPoo
- and if you only want one, its 4pence.SkyPoo
- 3p or nothingFariska
- I just want the signature.Nairn
- Singatures with no paper underneath them are 2p each.SkyPoo
- Kidswift0
Buy a failing North American bank they are going for chump change..
- Kidswift0
Sell six logos for $25 with unlimited changes for 14 days
- trooper0
dbloc: Ha im going to set up 4Dollarlogo.com and undercut you lol.
- 23kon0
take up heroin
everything seems fine when on the skagbet those junkies dont even know theres a credit crunch going on at the moment and that all us hard working professionals are feeling the crunch while they lie worryfree in a gutter or a government-paid-for-slum
- Greedo0
recycle toilet paper
- designbot0
Don't spend money you don't have.
Don't spend like the U.S. government does.
- SkyPoo0
I'm going to consult with an online forum like QBN, see what advice they have to offer, and then live my life that way.
- Its the only way to be sre you're getting genuine advice.ian
- *rubs hands gleefully*
HUMAN FAECES ARE AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF NUTRITIOUS PROTEINS.Nairn - +1cosmicEntity
- NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM BLUURGGH, oh god oh god...SkyPoo
- NOMNOMNOMNOM BLOORGH, I CAN'T KEEP IT DOWN DAMMIT.SkyPoo
- OH GOD! I'm such a fool! I meant RABBIT faeces. Jeez Louise, Spyoko, I'm SO sorry.Nairn
- ********0
if you are looking to invest, invest in tangible assets like land and real estate. Pick off one of those foreclosures at a steal. One man's famine is another's feast. No guilt.
- sub-prime securities based on this very idea and look where that got us********
- sub-prime securities based on this very idea and look where that got us
- monospaced0
hedge?