Stag night help
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- 23kon0
Davo
You are right, to make the day more enjoyable for everyone it is a good idea to do some kind of activity rather than just getting plastered all DAY and night.
The last couple ive been on - one was paintballing which is fuckin good fun. And the one before that - we all got a carryout and went for an adventure - got a ferry to an island inteh firth of forth and spent a few hours drinking and being bullied by seagulls.
karting is a good idea for a day out too.But DUDE! what the hell you on about?!?!
You are saying no boozing all day or strip bars - cos there are DADs in the group!?!
In my personal experience of stag nights is that its the fuckin' DADs who go along who are the worst with the booze and THEY are the ones that want to go to the strip bars and spend the most on dances.
Last experience of a stag do at a strippers - one of the old guys there, after the groom had been humiliated by the strippers, they asked if anyone wanted more - and the MORE was a belting with your own belt. this old (perv) dude stepped forward and voluntarily got whipped with his own leather belt on his ass. feck that. thats old dudes on stag do's for ya.
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you've got to remember though too that it is all about the stag having all his mates from different circles of his life there, i.e the best meet up ever... so you need to let them enjoy it as much as humiliating them!
saying that i had to walk around in the pissing rain in an elvis jumpsuit, lost everyone at the end of the night, and had no money on me for a cab, so spent hours finding my way home... fun!
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strip the fucker to his underwear then pin him to a lamp post in the busiest street u can find and clingfilm him to it
then leave
- 23kon0
everyone on the stag do should get their forehead tattoo'd!!!!
the old dudes will be well up for it too, check it oot
- poor sod... making him wear that bow tiePromotionalUseOnly
- I didn't notice the comb-over until just now..LOLJnr_Madison
- Shepstar150
don't dads like stripsclubs?
- thats what i said!!!23kon
- Sorry missed you post.Shepstar15
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For my brothers we went quad-biking at this place about an hour out of London Bridge.
Got back, went to the pub for lunch.
Drank, ended up in Browns (our Dad included).
The strip was awful of course. The girls were aright, but you're in there with every fucking prick from miles around - I mean these guys are right fucking tossers - you wouldn't give them the time of day. Strip clubs, like casinos, are not nearly as much fun as they appear to be on the telly. They're not ANY fun. They're both a con, both full wankers, and both a complete downer after a great day out.
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I hate strip clubs and directionless all day drinking.
DaveO
(Sep 16, 08, 4:59 a.m.)But it's not about you, is it you fucking selfish bastard.
I'm no strip club guy myself, but when my one friend who was getting married told me, "Look, I know you don't like them, but I want to go to one." I didn't fucking piss myself, I fucking took him to a g-ddamn strip club.
Beforehand we just went to go bet on the horsies, do some gambling, then did the strip club joints, then pan to 4 in the morning when we're pushing each other in laundry baskets at the hotel running into everything, haha.
... Had to get up at 6, drive to the airport to go to another party that day too. That was really rough.
For the people around me on the flight. As I couldn't take a shower because one of my friends slept in the bath tub, so I was there kind of drunk, smelling like a strip club and ordering rum & ginger ales on like a 9AM flight wasn't convincing anyone otherwise, haha.
- 9am drinking at altitude. Mark of a true human being. I raise my glass to you sirkelpie
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I could do directionless all day drinking, errr, all day...
- A-fucking-men.********
- Nite too, heh.********
- indeed.********
- possibly even the next day too...********
- A-fucking-men.
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I reckon a good stag do would be like the scene in 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' when they celebrate with a drink, in their own bar, surrounded by a seemingly never-ending supply of hard liquor, and bar owners who don't mind finding you on the floor the morning after.