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- soynutz7
My company officially hires them based on some type of nepotism or just looks. 2 in a row have they showed up knowing nothing, learning nothing... at least this one is hot.
- iCanHasQBN0
pics
- robotron3k0
gawd bless um.*
*kicks closest intern
- soynutz70
girl can't even cut out and resize images.... ugh
- ukit0
Are you hiring?
- flashbender0
hey, hey, hey buddy!
Cutting and resizing is f'n HARD sometimes, OK?
really though, pretty sure it is nepotism and favors that get interns placed.
- acescence0
i remember when a coworker was interviewing interns and had a collection of resumes on his desk. my boss asked what all that nonsense was for, all you need is a photo. boss was female, by the way.
- CALLES0
- step into my office please.iCanHasQBN
- basically but blonder, and a big ass.soynutz7
- Hey, Cubbies, nice!ukit
- ahh yes, they're like a pair of cuddly newborn baby bears. nom nom nom nom nom...iCanHasQBN
- homina homina hominalocustsloth
- i can has?? :)iCanHasQBN
- i need you to go ahead and come in on saturdayjanne76
- I wantsomatica
- soynutz70
Had the misfortune of sitting next to one that loved to talk about her college drama...
- dog_opus0
Wednesday fun fact: Nepotism is derived from the Italian "nipote," which means "nephew," from 17th century popes handing out sinecures to their nephews (who were often their bastard sons).
- locustsloth0
My studio hired an intern who's goal was to make music videos, specifically for Radiohead. It was thru some company that actually paid companies to take on these interns.
This poor sap was home-schooled and it showed. We tried to get him to go mail some packages, but he didn't know where the post office was (Burlington, VT is not a big city).
The dude ate like he just came thru a famine. Like a steak dinner complete with veggies and mashed potatoes for lunch.
And to boot, the guy SMELLED. Gawd, his BO was such that i had to ask him to bring deoderant to work so he could re-apply. And even though i did it as nicely as i possibly could, he told my boss he felt that i was harsh. He left a week or two later
- ukit0
You hired somewhere whose whole job was to make music videos for Radiohead? Sounds like every college hipster kid's dream;)
- To his shagrin, we only made videos for ice cream and coffee and yogurt companieslocustsloth
- MrDinky0
can i work there?
- trooper0
i used to 'hire' interns, theyd work for free and learn a shit load... fair trade i thought, so did huddersfield university :)
- d_rek0
At least you make your intern out to sound hot. The one i have to look at all day is a lumpy, out-of-shape 80's revival sack of ugly.
- MrDinky0
so... can i work there? or just hang out? i will cut / resize images
- if your serious email me.soynutz7
- or if you let me PIITBsoynutz7
- what is PIITB?MrDinky
- oh, you'll find out *cacklessoynutz7
- Post Images In Threads That are Boringlocustsloth
- oopslocustsloth
- ukit0
I will optimize images for the web
- MrDinky0
i am in NY
(beats ukit on location base)
- OSFA0
Yo guys! soynutz is gonna post pics!!!
oh, and bring the Doritos!!!!!