The Klingons are here...
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- TheBlueOne
"This horrifying five-foot weapon has been recovered by police during a knife amnesty. The three-handled sword with a blade at either end, designed to be swung like a paddle, shocked officers who took custody of it.
A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."
"It's an extremely dangerous weapon," said a martial arts expert last night."
- detritus0
BWA HA HA HA HA
Fucking daily mail, Yeshua Christo.
- detritus0
I always figured one'd need very strong wrists to wield a bat'leth properly - I mean, those thin flat handles aren't exactly great for gaining a strong purchase in lateral attacks.
- Naturally, a Klingon'd have strong wrists - I'm thinking when humans represent in honour contests, etc.detritus