Fruit & Pooping
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- mg33
I recently told my Mom that I was starting to eat much more fruit than normal - I keep apples and bananas at my desk all day and have that instead of junk food now. She said, in that worrisome mother type of voice "you know what happens if you eat alot of fruit right? You go the bathroom alot." This is how she operates. No "gee michael, that's great and healthy! good for you." Instead, basically, "you'll poop alot."
Well, I am. Six trips to to the stalls today. SIX!
So I looked up the following on google: "does fruit make me poop alot?" Here's the proof of that: http://www.google.com/search?hl=… (hilarious results too)
And I have to post the yahoo answers question it found:
"What can i take to make me poop regularly?
i usually go like once every 2 days and when ever i eat a big meal i sometimes have to wait up to like 3 or 4 days and im trying to get a nice body and its slowing the process down i have 4 out of 6 abs but the bottom takes so long due to my lack of going to the bathroom .... what can i take thats still healthy but makes me get rid of all my waste faster!.....thank you
by the way i eat vegetables"I HAVE 4 OUT OF 6 ABS BUT THE BOTTOM TAKES SO LONG DUE TO MY LACK OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM
Too funny.
- eighteen0
does this thread really need anything else added to it?
- ukit0
Well, pooping is good for you, isn't it???
- flashbender0
- I don't know why I put this in here.flashbender
- Show-off.dog_opus
- hardly, I didn't do that. Can't remember who did... a thread from earlier in the week I thinkflashbender
- I know, I was just kiddin'!dog_opus
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