I'm a Creative Director whom successfully spent 2002-2010 training wooden horses in Orlando, FL.

I once had a dream of researching lint but quickly abandoned that field and began working on electric trains and macaroni art.

I have a Bachelors in Moon Travel, and I spent most of my college summers implementing cannibalism in Atlantic City, then crossed the country getting to know yard waste management systems with no outside help.

Prior to my current job I was consulting full-time about muffins, and at the moment I'm researching crickets living comfortably under the I88 overpass.