What happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai
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- Llyod0
OMG WHAT HAPPENS IN DUBAI STAYS IN DUBAI MUHAMMED ONLY PRAYED 4 TIMES!!!!!!!! HE MUST CLEANSE HIMSELF AND BEAT HIS WIFE!!
- Sometimes you sound coherent. Other times . . .ninjasavant
- kuzzAAAAM0
fucking drama queen.
- Meeklo0
up it goes
- Meeklo0
for those that think that wasn't bad, you need to put it in perspective, he doesn't speak a word in their language.. is one thing to go to a sketchy place in your hometown where you can understand what is going on, but when you don't, you are basically trusting strangers and hope for the best, and come on, with all the brainwashing we get from tv and movies.. that situation has to make you sweat..
"our guide occasionally walks over to the group, says something in Arabic and finishes with the word “America” as everyone looks in my direction."
that right there.. will make me shit my pants..
haha- and thats one of the parts that is 100% true!ninjasavant
- you mean, the wet pants?rafalski
- and one of the parts that isn't 100% true is that he fucked whore.kuzzAAAAM
- Haydesign0
See H.edge on the asian floor?
He's always out there apparently.
- rafalski0
Were the ladies there by their own will, or did they seem to be enslaved? The people who deal with trafficking slave ho's wouldn't have a problem burying you in the desert if that spices up your story..
- ninjasavant0
Oh, and one detail I forgot to include is that all in all after the exchange we basically paid the guy roughly $30.
- ninjasavant0
As some of you said, it wasn't EXACTLY attempted murder and for all I know they were just wanting to scare me out of some money. The whole American thing probably had me freaked.
But that story did get me out of jury duty.
- designbot0
Thanks for sharing, some crazy stories you have. Really interesting to hear about Dubai. Don't know if I will ever go there, but that place looks off-the-hook.
- SoulFly0
wow- that's the best hotel/brothel story I've read since Catcher and the Rye!!!!
I don't think people realize the scope of danger when dealing in these situations where people want your money and there's no police or help to call for.
- SoulFly0
Hey- I didn't understand why they tracked you down and told you to leave the country? Was it because of expired Visa??
- I have no idea why or how they found me. Kinda freaked me out.ninjasavant
- inhaler970
no money... hahahahaha glad youre alive.
- GeoStar0
Great story mate, have had past experiences where friend felt no threat whatsoever (due to his/their comotose pleasures...lol) and myself sitting on the outside semi sober thinking "shit is going to happen here soon"
Yes it is when you are completly "off ya face" you feel higher than thou! Spare a thought for the sober man...LOLThinking of doing some work in AD so i will steer clear of the brothels...LOL...i am older and wiser now BTW ;o)
Geo
- utopian10
Fox News would love to air your story, NOT.
I could see Bill O'Reilly slamming you for not being a patriot and he would encourage the U.S. Government to declare you as an enemy combatant and to be place on the list of know terrorists.
- 23kon0
great story and well written.
its rare for me to WANT to keep reading something but your story had me engrossed to find out the outcome.
thats funny your friend swears you were never in danger, i guess he maybe felt safer as he spoke the language and knew the crack and possibly more in tune with their customs and way of thinking.
yous are always going to have different points of view - the stories I have of dodgy exploits would probably be told differently by my friends.
- zaq0
you should start publishing books.
I've been through a similar situation in Burma. Looking back I smile, but I was terrified at that moment.
- Mojo0
Well told ninja :)
I'd hate to be in that situation man, eeech
- benfal990
great story. thanks!
*wow! i still can read more than 12 words and keep the focus! Iam a m a z i n g!
- autoflavour0
so in a nutshell, dont pack a spliff in your luggage..
- toe_knee0
So in the end not much happened except your paranoid illusions