I've decided to start a company
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- ukit0
Dear applicants,
Please disregard that last e-mail that was sent out. Our HR department has indicated that it was written by a disgruntled former employee, Marcus "Loose Cannon" AKA "Cannonball" McGee, who has been living on the streets and can no longer afford his bipolar medication. We apologize for any confusion, and again, stand by for further instructions.
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hire me.
- PIITB0
the qbn agency. "where procrastinators pretend to work"
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WHAT WHY DIDNT I MAKE THE CUT?
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This letter is to inform all recent employees of Cannonball Holdings including Ukit Co., QBN, The Dow Chemical Comany and Lockheed Martin of recent restructuring policies. Due to recent streamlining measures several of you will be offered an attractive severance package and good recommendations. Mr. Ukit has reserved his right to decline commentary regarding his reassignment and share options with Cannonball Holdings and asks that you please stop sending nasty emails to him.
We here at Cannonball Holdings thank you for your cooperation and help in making this transition as smooth as possible.