Anger Management
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- richardkark
How do you prevent yourself from screaming, overturning your desk, and punching the wall when the stress level at work is unbearable?
I'm trapped in an endless hell of AE compositing.
- MrOneHundred0
If it feels good, just go with it.
- account staff = order takers from incurably random clients?!?vaxorcist
- airey0
beat off to photos of your mum. after a while your imprinted reaction to anger will be the image of yourself beating off to your mum and 'should' cease-fire the anger within. i say 'should' because on occasion this can backfire and end with you and your mum shacking up in some travel lodge for a few weeks...
- repulsive, yet oddly humorous. I like youflashbender
- airey is definitely "special"juhls
- dusty_shackle0
fuck you candy.
- epete220
richard, I guess you work where I work?
- djurizen0
I'm in the same friggin AE quagmyre.... select layer(s), effect>transition>CC Jaws.... adjust completion.... tell those layers to go fuck themselves.
- MrOneHundred0
Angry masturbation is a slippery slope. I think we’ve all been there, guys...
- sometimes with you sneakily watching. still not happy about that.airey
- I'm there right now.TruthHurts
- airey0
the other option is to embrace the 'american way' and go tool-up on the way to work and make those fuckers pay... (you work for the post office in my mind so this all makes sense)
- boobs0
The best anger management is to just calm down, breathe deeply, and have a wee squeeze.
- hedge0
- yep, i was also thinking about this terrible film. someone had to add this.airey
- I made a reference to it earlier.MrOneHundred
- where? or is that comment of yours a quote? nobody should remember quotes from crap films.airey
- Spookytim0
Having read this thread, I am filled with a tremendous sense of wellbeing, for I do not even know what AE stands for.
"Fuck the Computer Age"
- Written on a Macintosh G5- After Effects.airey
- It's basically photoshopping video.richardkark
- ian0
Buy an airgun / pellet gun or whatever you call one, print off some pics of your hated clients and put em up in the studio to take pot shots at.
- thestevo0
Have you tried the numbing qualities of excessive alcohol?
It's bliss!
- Taschen0
I ready to blow today
- Taschen0
I'm a ticking time bomb
- CALLES0
getting a broken knuckle like i do right now
- Taschen0
Can't hit coworkers, i'll get in trouble
- boobs0
The best anger management is probably to quit your current job, and get into something you can handle. Like becoming a Bikini Wax specialist. Or a vibrator repairman.
Or, be like me, and becoming a Custom Brafitter! Not much salary, but the tips and fringes are good! And you meet a nice class of big-titted ladies!