Jury Duty
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- trooper
...dont do it... if you can find any way to wrangle out of it my suggestion is take it.
just spent the whole day sat on my arse in a waiting room ... waiting for nothing to happen... its SOOOOO DULL!
- TheBlueOne0
bring a book...
- Raniator0
Call of Duty 4.
- slappy0
we play sudoku
- TheBlueOne0
..and say "my brother/neighbor/uncle/sister-in... is a cop and hate all criminals they should all be put away forever...."
You'll be home withing the hour...
- Spookytim0
Storm the court room at every possible moment shouting something about new evidence coming to light. If you have your penis sticking out of your zip they give you bonus points.
- bonus points = contempt chargesninjasavant
- Ssssh, don't tell him.Spookytim
- capsize0
answer:
" you can rent dvds, why not guns? "
- olli1010
You should always wear the most offensive/cryptic t-shirt you can when being called. The lawyers will usually look at you and bounce you right away.
- flavorful0
I got jury duty ... and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?
- Sarah Silverman
- morilla0
sure fire way to get out of jury duty. Say you are a stay at home parent, no questions asked they let you go.
- ...or "I am the High Commander. Now piss off, the lot of you!"TheBlueOne
- chossy0
Just say you can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them.
- TheBlueOne0
Last time I got called the judge on the case started things off with a 15 minute lecture about why he thought Battlestar Galactica was the most coolest TV show in history. I was entertained.
- moth0
It could be fun.
I'd love to do it on some high profile massacre....I've been up in the witness box before and got cross examined - that was fun. I might argue a good game here, but these lawyers cut me down to size in about 45 seconds.
- moth0
"Just say you can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them."
You can.
It's true.