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- ukit
Judging by the number and content of TV commercials, the main problems with the American population are the following:
1) Uncontrollable urge to pee
2) Can't get it up
- PonyBoy0
3) I'm not beautiful enough
- Jnr_Madison0
I cant get it up enough to pee on ponyboy :(
- you get it up to pee?!!!PonyBoy
- Only for you bitch!!!!Jnr_Madison
- It's messy but it's fun.
Requirements:
1x shower curtain.5timuli - I wake up w/a case of 'a.m. iron' from time to time... AND I ALWAYS GOTTA PEE.PonyBoy
- PonyBoy0
4) I can't sleep
- ukit0
5) Restless Leg Syndrome
- 5timuli0
4) Nobody trusts their doctor enough to prescribe the right drugs, they need their TV to tell them what they need.
- alicetheblue0
ah fear -
big pharmas' cash cow(but i would be afraid if i peed too much :[
- Jnr_Madison0
8) I'd buy that for a dollar!
- hehe... 8) is a smiley too...
... you're so adorable - even by accident!!PonyBoy
- hehe... 8) is a smiley too...
- PonyBoy0
7) The Olympics get more boring the older I get
- 5timuli0
∞) Mental illness
- dog_opus0
I'd say that an egregious lack of understanding/interest in politics, from the local level up to the international stage, is a growing problem here too. We seem to have gotten pretty complacent about it.
- 5timuli0
Ask your doctor about [insert drug here]. Side effects include itchy scrotum, anal bleeding, cancer and death.
- hahaakrokdesign
- I must be on that.Jnr_Madison
- DRY MOUTH, FFS!Dr_Rand
- 5timuli0
DON'T EAT SPLENDA, YOU MIGHT DIE!!! TEA GIVES YOU KIDNEY STONES!!! IMPORTED MEAT PRODUCTS CONTAIN ANTHRAX!!!
- Jnr_Madison0
10) All of the above.
- 5timuli0
Actually the main problem I have with the US is their complete mistrust of foreigners, even if they're given permanent residency. I've been here for nearly two years now and still have no credit history, despite paying rent, having two US credit cards (with very low limits) and paying bills and utilities every single month.
- And never missing a payment.5timuli
- I got my eye on youPonyBoy
- I'm calling neighborhood watch, foreigner's who do that are NOT NORMAL.omgitsacamera
- This is how them foreigners getcha. They appeal to your sens of charity, then: BANG run up the tab and leave.dog_opus
- that and referring to you as if you are from outer space...ribit
- omgitsacamera0
If I use/get/take/steal (x product), then I will get (x result)
- PonyBoy0
11) The right pet food will bring you closer to your dog
- 5timuli0
I'm going to say it and wait for someone to whine at me for it:
Lack. Of. Universal. Healthcare.
(Please, no arguments why it's bad and how all other universal systems fail, it's just not true.)
- *yawn*hedge
- Bullshit deflectors... ON.5timuli
- agreeukit
- +1. I don't care how close it gets to communism, just get it so that I end up in a bad place, and I get sick, I have a net to catch me.omgitsacamera
- ..catch me.
End.omgitsacamera - Yeah! My taxes aren't high enough, and my months-long doctors waits could be extended a bit.dog_opus
- Your taxes aren't as bad as you think, and neither are your gas prices.5timuli