design is unnecessary
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- meffid0
fuck her and her retreat.
pics of your wife in compromising "retreating" positions will be required by all.
- meffid0
"NECESSARY?! Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste."
- b_electro0
A retreat? Sounds like a nonprofit. They rarely pony up for real design work *shrug*
- cannonball0
Suddenly cut her hair from behind with hedgeclippers while she's reading. "It was getting kinda long Honey. Besides, who cares how it looks." Her expression turns slack with defeat as you both say at the same time "Design is unnecessary".
- CALLES0
wipe our ass with her favorite shirt... before she starts screaming you put your no-no-no pointer finger out go... " no no no! design is unnecessary"
- babaganush0
haha. What a fucktard organisation!- design is integral to every business or successful venture. Would it still exist if it wasn't so. Hilarious shite co,
- cannonball0
replace her wedding ring with a loop of chicken wire. as you are kissing her awake tell her "Honey! I saved some cash and got you a new wedding wing! The old one was just wastefully designed"
- ukit0
Years from now, at your 50th anniversary, guide her blindfolded into the living room before cheerfully presenting her with a lump of coal wrapped in a cardboard box, with a message crudely scrawled on the front of the box in crayon, "design is unnecessary."
- cannonball0
Hand-carve a new set of dinner plates from splintery driftwood. Over the sound of scraping at the dinner table. "So honey, I heard today that design is unnecessary".
- cannonball0
When she's at the dentist and the detist informs her that yor insurance dosen't cover anaesthesia, mouth the words "Design is unnecessary" from the plexiglas window you are watching from behind.
- dog_opus0
Set her computer to only run in command line/DOS.
- CALLES0
next time she comes back from the bathroom and find you kissing another woman at her best friends wedding just shrug it off and go "design is unnecessary"
- CALLES0
Next time you get her car towed for parking in a handicap spot... "design is unnecessary"
- dog_opus0
Empty wallet embossed with "DESIGN IS NOT NECESSARY."
- ukit0
Next time your at the store and she wants you to buy her a dress or some jewelry shrug and say "design is unnecessary"
- cannonball0
suddenly stop having any money and pretend you're flat broke. When she asks where the groceries are say "design is unnecessary"
- CALLES0
i do like to know towhat bathroom i am going to.... the design on the door is important.... but i do not mind if i am in a place where the girls are hot
- cannonball0
Wait untill the design is all done with and then look her dead in the eye and say "This is the worst design ever. Good luck, you'll need it."
- Llyod0
screw her in the pooper