Girlfriend Birthday Gift
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- Masterramos
Any Ideias...??
- Raniator0
Warning: This will go downhill quickly.
- creative-0
What does she like?
- i_R_error0
if you have already give her a cup for her to shit in, then put a candle in it ,light it, blow it out and eat it.
- will you just hurry up and die********
- in my native tongue, 'skt' is a skid mark. it seems relevant here too.i_R_error
- as in on your underwear.i_R_error
- "skt" is short for "skeet"rocknonstop
- will you just hurry up and die
- i_R_error0
take her on a trip
- ian0
Give her a voucher for one night of masterramos lovin'.
- Raniator0
PS. On a serious note, just for a second... she's YOUR girlfriend. If YOU don't know what to get her, how do you expect a bunch of strangers to know any better?
- A rather valid point, and perhaps more pertinent than pissing up her arse? Unless thats what she's into, mind.ian
- Yup.creative-
- I think you'll find pissing cleaner than shitting, I don't see anyone taking apart skt's suggestion ;)Raniator
- ahaha! I was just saying that you've made a good point here, but I still laughed at the first suggestion you made!ian
- urine IS sterile...********
- Nice point... but i never now what to offer... i now some thinks, but i want to offer something special.... and dont have no ideia....Masterramos
- i_R_error0
take her here and you will never have to give her anything else. EVER
- neue75_bold0
a handmade card and wrapping paper for starters...
- neue75_bold0
ffffound invite...
- trooper0
swarovski crystal pendants are cool!
- ********0
plan a whole day with her in mind - fave breakfast - do something she is always on about - take her to see a film/show she wants to see - bring her favourite treats with you - take her to her favourite restaurant - and you drive so she can have a glass of bubbly.
- kelpie0
just a quick query before I read this thread - the chest thing; it's been suggested already, right?
- boobs0
Get her a penis.
- ********0
candlelight dinner
- kelpie0
Niel Diamond on the gramophone...