Scarlett Johansson
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- Mr1000
Yay!
- Jnr_Madison0
QBN - hedge and Scarlett Johanson daily exposure.
- Mr1000
I would sleep with hedge if it meant I could sleep with Scarlett.
- I would just sleep with hedge.Jnr_Madison
- Sounds good to me.Mr100
- i'd do oral sex on thatcher if that meant sex for life with scarlettjanne76
- jteore0
She used to have a eyebrow ring_
Standards of gayness if you as me.- *Standards of late 90's gaynessjteore
- I don’t have a problem with her sexuality.MrOneHundred
- my gf had an eyebrow ring when she much younger...LOL.Jnr_Madison
- haha, jteore, you may be on to something there...Jaline
- Scarlett making out with another chick sounds pretty fucking awesome to me.rocknonstop
- Don't miss this film then:
http://www.imdb.com/…Jaline - as long as she doesn't have a prince albert, i'm ok with thatstupidresponse
- janne760
i feel fappy
- janne760
Well, ya never miss your water till your well runs dry
Come one, mate, give our man a try, let's fap together
Come on, come on, fap together
You know, we made a vow, not to fap one another, never.
- Jaline0
Oh snap:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/…" Scarlett revealed the most time she and the senator had spent together was the first day they met and ever since they grab a few minutes here and there. She also said:
“You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can he return these personal e-mails? But he does.
"And in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them. Nobody sees it. Nobody talks about it, but it’s incredible. I feel like I’m supporting someone, and having a personal dialogue with them. And it’s amazing.”
Elizabeth has more, of course. But what really killed us was Scarlett saying: "I am engaged to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack." Oh, the pain.
This weeny Ivy League lawyer, who actually likes the White Sox, bowls like a Martian and golfs like he's weed-whacking. Yet 1.6 million people give him nearly $300 million and Scarlett hands him her heart. About four years ago this guy was voting "present" in Springfield, Ill. -- Springfield!!! And today he's got Scarlett Johansson's heart.
So we were somewhat ecstatic to learn a few hours ago from Jim Geraghty over at the National Review Online that it's all over, totally off, between Barack and Scarlett.
And it must be an official breakup because word came right from the senator himself, who made it sound like Scarlett didn't even have his personal e-mail.
Obama was chatting with the guys on his campaign plane when he referred to his personal assistant, Reggie Love. "She sent one e-mail to Reggie, who forwarded it to me," Obama said matter-of-factly.
"I write saying, 'Thank you, Scarlett, for doing what you do.' And suddenly we have this e-mail relationship." "
- How will Scarlett ever find someone to help pick up the pieces?locustsloth