Family Visiting
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- kona0
send her to flavorful's place and in 9 months you'll be having a nephew or niece to hate too.
- are you saying flavorful is not a nice guy?Jaline
- i'm saying flavorful is a secks machine who has a way with words to talk a lady's pants off.kona
- right. good one. doesn't mean he is either good or bad. Besides being, "rgkjdpfkjg gooood"Jaline
- I'd like to think my good natured genes would be dominant in this obvious recessive gene pool family.********
- *jaline runs to flava's house
jk ;)sputnik2 - nah, I can't risk the gingerness ;)Jaline
- Can I use that in my marketing materials? "Jerome ... rgkjdpfkjg gooood."********
- That was a fucking low blow, and not in a good way, hahah.********
- HAHAHA! the last few posts were seriously funny! hahakona
- hahaha, just kidding around. You're awesome.Jaline
- ********0
hot or not?
- grunttt0
try to make out with her she'll pack up and run out.
- harlequino0
Sneak under her covers in the morning, whilst in your skivies. Stare at her intently with a broad smile, and when she wakes up and lets out that little scream, greet her with "Oh good morning my little sissy sis, oh sissy sis of mine!!"
That'll do it.
- pantone0
My brother never flushed the toilet when we were kids, I don't think he still does, it's never flushed when I go visit.
>=/
- TheBlueOne0
Um, can we see some pics of your sister so we can more accurately give you advice. To the best of your knowledge, does sha also indulge in "naked time" like yourself?
- 7point340
i think you should more concerned about how this affects me... the little japanese lady that lives in your closet
i am not giving up my leg room so your tramp sister can hang up her clothes
- Is it a two bedroom closet?TheBlueOne
- depends on whether i suck in my gut7point34
- I have your son at my house. Whenever you want him back...Jaline
- what what what?7point34
- That joke went awry. I meant that there is no space for him in that closet! No place for a child, I DECLARE!Jaline
- i'm submitting your name to a list... families have a right to know about you ms. sritharan7point34
- haha, stop it.Jaline
- grunttt0
if you haven't seen her in eight years you should get a black friend of yours (or white if you happen to be black) play the role of yourself. Tell the friend lots of details about your sister - a couple of inside jokes- "how is your dog "____"? "Remember that time...?" - blow her fucking mind.
- philipdrumman0
Bad news bears :(
- van_rijn0
thought the thread read "Family Fisting"
- I still thought that after reading the first post...TheBlueOne
- I think that's why they haven't seen each other in so long...********
- ...from the residual pain, you mean.Jaline
- ********0
ok, that's not helping
- ********0
Is your sister's name Dawn?
This could explain even further...
- Does she send you pics of dead goldfish in toilet bowls?TheBlueOne
- ********0
hahahaha
- ********0
For the first time in my life, I actually wanted to hit a girl.
Today, I thought of suicide and i'm not joking or looking for sympathy. I really wanted to kill myself.- death gets easier everydayphilipdrumman
- lolJnr_Madison
- hahJaline
- madirish0
i can relate dude.
family visiting = pain-of-life to me. going through it now.
- where is the love?********
- *gives karaoke mic to Dr Rand*philipdrumman
- diamonds in the roughmadirish
- where is the love?
- CALLES0
pics
- ********0
lock her in the basement with nothing but an old copy of "Dusty in Memphis"
