Iraq War over by 2013?
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- Ramanisky2
as predicted by McCain
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS…Sen. John McCain envisions that by 2013, the Iraq War will be won but the threat from the Taliban in Afghanistan won't yet be eliminated, even though Osama bin Laden will have been captured or killed.
are you fucking kidding?
- Llyod0
let's throw him in a tiger cage
- already been done - as I'm sure you know, smartypantsflashbender
- Ramanisky20
^ I FAIL
- PonyBoy0
not sure what you're all going on about... the war's been over for a few years now...
- ukit0
and then once we "win," we just have to stay there another 100 years and everything will be totally cool, no problems at all. got it!
- Ramanisky20
Mission Accomplished boys
- oozie0
hmm... it's suspiciously after the end of the world in 2012
- lolharlequino
- i was thinking the same thingjkmohr
- dittowordsinyourmouth
- CALLES0
U.S. to Pull Out of Iraq, Cum All Over It
BAGHDAD -- After more than two years of fucking the shit out of Iraq, the United States military is finally ready to pull out, and come all over the broken and exhausted nation.
"When we first saw Iraq, she was all oiled up, just laying there all helpless and vulnerable. I mean, she was practically begging to be fucked", said President George W. Bush as he gazed longingly at a map of Iran, adding, "Damn, she's hot. It's like twins or something!"
When the United States first inserted itself into Iraq, they stated the clear objective of finding Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, which might have made the sexual act beneficial for both parties. But no matter how hard the US tried, or how many positions they did it in, they simply could not locate the Weapons of Mass Destruction and bring Iraq to a climax.
"This is without a doubt the worst sex we've ever had," said one Iraqi, "even worse than when Saddam fucked us. At least he'd apologize afterwards, buy some flowers and tell us he loved us."
A few months into the sex, people began speculating that the United States was too heavily intoxicated on hubris and greed to be able to perform adequately.
"Clearly they have no idea what they're doing," said Saddam Hussein.
Reports another Iraqi civilian: "They were pretty rough from the beginning, biting and pinching even our most innocent spots. But things got really weird when the United States started tying us up. They just wanted to do all this sick, freaky shit. I mean, you saw Abu Ghirab. We're used to having it a little rough, but we're not freaking masochists, for Allah's sake!"
Despite insistent claims of affection for Iraq, the United States started looking more and more like a rapist to many of the people observing the filmed broadcasts of the copulation.
"They can say whatever they want about human rights," said a French official, "but we can all see that the Americans are just using Iraq. They could have at least gotten permission to fuck her, like they did with Bosnia."
U.S. Officials report that the reason for finally wrapping up this marathon sex act is that we're running low on Viagra.
"We've got military recruiters all over the place, asking parents to send us more of their kids," said Donald Rumsfeld, "I guess no one wants to party anymore."
Now that the U.S. is finally ready to blow their load all over Iraq, certain American citizens have expressed concern about the military's recovery time.
"I just hope they can get it up again soon," said one Senator, "because it looks like all this sex in Iraq has sure gotten Al-Qaeda horny."
-Associated Press
- Llyod0
I believe that our war in afghanistan has stopped more terror attacks.
- yet i'm sure the war in iraq has inspired many future ones.. yes?PonyBoy
- and killed/imprisoned thousands more innocent afghaniesoozie
- what ponyboy saidLlyod
- yeah forget the victims of war they're all potential terrorists nowoozie
- not if we kill them firstLlyod
- once again reason conquers alloozie
- How is killing 20,000 civilians in Afghanistan not terrorism?set
- i_monk0
Ameristan has always been at war with Iraqia.
- largs0
maybe 2013 is when the oil finished in Iraq
- designbot0
As brains pointed out:
- BattleAxe0
the war will go on as long as Americans let it go on , not the army not the government, but us (Americans) and so far Mc Cain was right 100 years till any one gives a shit
- TheBlueOne0
I don't get it, anytime I talk to some rah-rah war Iraq supporter who says "we have to win it..." or something similar I always ask "What the fuck does 'winning' mean? What is the end game?" No one can give me a reasonable answer. It's all bullshit form here to the horizon. And I agree with what we did in Afghanistan as a reaction to 9-11, but Bush fucked that up as well...
- Llyod0
mccain's a fucking sped. we'll be there for 50 years
- robco0
2013 eh? thats funny... thats when the pagans predict the new world order will be in effect.
- ukit0
Old man McCain will be dead before then
- TheBlueOne0
And I love the irony in George Bush's underhanded insult of Obama today saying he'd an "appeaser", trying the standard neo-con Neville Chamberlain smear. It's rich that Bush's family made it's fortune doing business with Hitler in the 30's. Fucking asshat.
- ukit0
On the George Bush line, check this out - hilarious
- TheBlueOne0
Don't box me in!! You know with your history and facts and shit....we conservatives make our own facts to suit our purposes...