new computer games we want…
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- airey
Virtual Library
Where you can virtually hang out at a library and read books quietly. there's even a dungeons and dragons group that meet every second thursday in the little room upstairs, to the left of the toilet. if you get to the water-fountain you've gone to far.
- ********0
Sim Life
Your born and you go through life doing various challenges and you become either a thug or a saint...
Kinda like Molenaux game and Grand Theft Auto, but you can obey the driving laws and be rewarded with Karma points
©2008 Exit Media
- i'm guessing the karma points may or may not actually mean anything yeah?airey
- right, its a surprise until the "afterlife level" which you may or may not even make it to...********
- if you dont believe in the afterlife, the game ends after your life flashs before your eyes.********
- and you always get an email with family screenshots********
- you can pick what spiuritual direction you want to take in the game********
- MrOneHundred0
Still waiting for Doom 3 to come out for the Mac.
- really? it came out years ago?airey
- so where’s my copy?MrOneHundred
- Boy, you’re right! Is my face red.MrOneHundred
- ********0
Prince of Persia 3 and Fritz 11.
- airey0
yep, you start a gag thread and it goes to crap. this could mean that people genuinely think the first post is for real. *eats bullet in the head*
- i thought the point was to make shit up********
- so some industry guy can read it and claim it as his own********
- it is. you win the thread. the other two tire-kickers confuse me though!airey
- I want to Art Direct the game if anyone wants to do it.********
- sarcasm or not********
- i thought the point was to make shit up
- boobs0
This isn't crap. Crap is far worse.
- ukit0
Virtual Graphic Designer
Spend all day posting on QBN. Download music. Google some porn.
- ********0
Ultra Hockey - Super Violent Hockey
- Jaline0
I knew it. airey just hates video games. Which is fine. I bet you have at least one hobby no one else here would like though ;)
- well apart from a mac collection of games, an xbox, an xbox 360 and at least 20 hours of GTA IV locked up in the last 7 days you're almost close.airey
- hahaha, he does.MrOneHundred
- are you psychic jaline? you've seen through my thin veneer.airey
- does beating off to a photo of me while crying count as a hobby?airey
- Only if you are listening to Cradle of Filth.MrOneHundred
- will creed do? "with eyes wide open"...airey
- close enough for me.MrOneHundred
- airey0
Sim Unemployed
Your avatar gets up around noon. wanders into the unemployment office. gets blown off by the dude there for being unemployable and goes home again. Every second tuesday you get a new loaf of bread. repeat.
- boobs0
Fuck! Now I want a computer game.
- fooler0
Sin City on PS3
- ********0
I can see why people hate videogames. Theres alot to hate.
- airey0
stress relief™
you go home, call a hooker, kill her and then have to hide the body parts around the apartment block before her cop-father comes looking for her with the hope of getting her off the game. as a mini-game you can also kill the pimp and run his block for a bit of extra cash.
- airey0
restepa the elderly™
you run a workhouse in an old-persons retirement home and make cash from getting the dear oldies to sew fake gucci wallets. if they give you lip or slow down on production you have to make an example of one.
- vrmbr0
Sim Wife™
- let me guess. you find the character you dislike the most and buy them a house?airey
- hahahaha. The market for this would be huge.MrOneHundred
- ********0
"9-5"
You have to sit at a desk all day and do nothing except work. Points are income. You lose all points by turning off the game.
- ********0
The Fantastic Fouty