10 year plan
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- Llyod
Do you have one? Where are you?
I'm going to screw as many women as possible. Be a total playboy. The works.
- ukit0
10 years is overkill. Even Stalin only thought 5 years out.
- MrOneHundred0
That, plus make lots of money.
I am 9 years and 6 months into it, and I things should start going to plan any day.
- HAHAHAPoint5
- me too. what are the chancesLlyod
- no chances.MrOneHundred
- katekelly0
I plan on not making any plans.
*except to screw as many men as possible (now why does it sound slutty when I say it, and 'normal' when a guy says it...not right)
- Look, I’d be happy to help you out...MrOneHundred
- //I'll pass no judgementPoint5
- katekelly, I don't think it's slutty, I think it's totally coolukit
- would some stickers help the deal?Jnr_Madison
- oh come now, thats ridiculous
...and yes.katekelly - Yeah, most women think it’s ridiculous when I offer myself up for sexual favours.MrOneHundred
- lol @ everything_salisae_
- Yea, that double standard presented itself to me early. It's great being a guy, haha.********
- Oh, those Milwaukee chicks will do/PRETEND anything!!boobs
- fuck this patriarchal bullshit! let's break down these gender barriers! you and me, girls!ukit
- kate = manvrmbr
- emukid0
this is a family friendly forum, katekelly! wtf?!
- Hey, don’t discourage her.MrOneHundred
- would some stickers help the deal?Jnr_Madison
- sorry, i was inspired by the "porn in the forums" threademukid
- just read that meself...apologieskatekelly
- he was joking anyway.Jnr_Madison
- horton0
get myself off QBN
- MrOneHundred0
I thought this would at least get to 2 pages.
- no one has any plansemukid
- i will write something tomorrow.cramdesign
- Melanie0
I have a 10 year plan. Become an internet millionaire. Design pretty things for myself. Buy another horse. Make sure my ass doesn't get any bigger.
- you have 1 horse right now?emukid
- another horse and keep the donkey small?cramdesign
- No. I sold my last horse. I need another one.Melanie
- _salisae_0
i interviewed once for a regular print job and they asked what i saw myself doing in 20 years. all i could say was 'pass.'
- amen.katekelly
- probably wondering where the last 20 years went.cramdesign
- possibly. couldn't really figure what they wanted to know._salisae_
- you should have said something like flying in my car or reading minds for the cia.cramdesign
- hahahha. next time i interview i'll say 'go on. no. go on. ask me what i plan to do by 20 years time.'_salisae_
- "Being 18 years removed from this stepping stone position you louse."********
- Jnr_Madison0
My 10 year plan is to steal Melanies horse and ride bareback to katekelly's house with the stickers to seal the deal.
- it will take you ten years to do this?emukid
- yes, it's a long walk.Jnr_Madison
- I've got to take a diversion to pick you up, you see.Jnr_Madison
- MrOneHundred0
Whenever I was interviewed for jobs, if they asked that “Where do you see yourself...” or “What is your worst quality” questions, I always asked the same questions about the company. It pretty much guaranteed me not getting the job, but it was always good to watch them squirm and panic with unprepared-ness.
- sorry, wrong thread. I am sick.MrOneHundred
- actually, no – right thread. Very sick.MrOneHundred
- awwww_salisae_
- pour me a drink _salMrOneHundred
- nice one.cramdesign
- i'll fix you a scotch_salisae_
- Cheers. I feel the cloud lifting.MrOneHundred
- ********0
sell lamps
- i'll take two. will it make the darkness go away?emukid
- only relativelycramdesign
- if your on the grid, the darkness can be a far shore.********
- cramdesign0
same as every year... try to take over the world.
- emukid0
try to overcome my violent fits of existentialist angst.
- if you read satre in french he's actually comical especially if you think of last tango in paris his best film********
- if you read satre in french he's actually comical especially if you think of last tango in paris his best film
- 5timuli0
I can't remember.
- ********0
remain alive
- good plan_salisae_
- but in the big picture insignificant********
- autoflavour0
3652 days away from now.. well.. i guess i could just be doing the same
- cramdesign0
making a plan is on my list of things to do.
- _eh_0
i plan to post the 1 millionth blog entry.
- ********0
A.) Quit my job and devote myself to comedy.
B.) Not being too afraid of rejection to ever devote myself to one girl.
C.) Pass through my current existence happily cognizant of the fact that given the odds I'm doing pretty good and shouldn't rock the proverbial boat....
C.
- 5timuli0
Earn more. Work less.