Scarlett Johansson
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- MrOneHundred0
I’m gonna bump this. Who the hell is this cock-knocker? When did this happen? I’d have him pooping his pants with my macho head-games.
- boobs0
My kiss and tell memoir of my torrid affair with the nice-titted lass will blow these nuptials right out of the water.
- Bring it on. I will be by her side to comfort her when the news breaks.MrOneHundred
- Let me tell you: by her side is not nearly as nice as up her skirt.boobs
- I accept your summation of that situation, and await my chance with anticipation.MrOneHundred
- Llyod0
She needs to swing from my ding-a-ling before she settles down with mister 8 minute abs.
- ********0
Isn't he Chevy Chase's son?
- Jaline0
ahahah, girls hate Scarlett in the hottie thread, and now guys hate the guy she's with...
- Sounds like boob-jealousy.boobs
- All’s fair in love and war.MrOneHundred
- I hate both of them.Point5
- MrOneHundred0
^ But you have to admit, Scarlett is a much hotter chick than this guy is a hot guy. He looks like a wank.
- Nope, still like him better (even though he looks like a douchebag in some photos). I like his "personality' more.Jaline
- ha ha. Yeah, I like Scarlett’s “personality” too.MrOneHundred
- * chooses to avoid opportunity to make crude sexist joke at sweet Scarlett’s expense.MrOneHundred
- heh, I'm talking about movie roles and his celebrity personality in photos.Jaline
- Both of them act the same way in pretty much every film though.Jaline
- I suspect they may not be huge in the personality dept. but that would be fine by me for a while.MrOneHundred
- "for a while", hahahJaline
- like she could be around me for more than about 15 minutes...MrOneHundred
- hmmm, my wife likes him, and she has GREAT taste!OSFA
- Point50
it's easy to have abs when you're just skinny...
*marks as malnourished.
- Raniator0
Seriously guys... move on ;)
- moamoa0
don´t sing live
- ********0
van wilder
- boombang0
just friends
- ********0
Anyone now when her sex tape is coming out
- whenever i give consentboombang
- slut********
- hahah********
- I want to do photoshop,but I am to drunk, DAM you drink from hell********
- Llyod0
I could make her a woman soon.
- boobs0
She and I got on fine, until she found out about my affair with Shania Twain.
Watching those two fight was a bit of a treat.
- You'd fuck shania twain, you sick fuck.Jnr_Madison
- me too.Jnr_Madison
- I'd fuck her right in twain!boobs
- ********0
Shania Twain hahahahah. did Johansson just do a shit on her head and go home.
- Jaline0
Twain is a MILF. I can't resist....
Whereas Scarlett is only 2 years older.
