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- CALLES0
the dude that lives in the same neighborhood that you see eveytime you go out and probably you let him buy you a beer while drunk and now its your best friend tries to hit on your lady friends you dont even know he's name and all your friends are like " Yo! who the fuck is that?"
- omgitsacamera0
journalism/yearbook teacher
the same people from last post
- imnotadesigner0
people that dont give out their fffound invites... Im still waiting for one damnit!!
- imnotadesigner0
oh... and that kiss ass rip off designer biatch that takes up every minute of our CDs time... thus making everyone else stay late to meet with him... selfish ho
- speak upLlyod
- I have... I dont take that shit. But hes admitted that hes afraid to speak to her becasue she might get offended............ my boss is a pussyimnotadesigner
- mrdobolina0
the women next door to me who calls the bldg manager saying I am having parties when I am not home.
- CALLES0
oh oh oh i got one... That bitch that when you have a group meeting is asking every question possible at anything possibly said and all you want to do is go to the lunch break to the strip joint with your boss
- gramme0
William Winters. This kid from Portland, he is doing some serious damage to someone in my family right now.
Don't ask. I know it's wrong to wish people ill (being a Christian and all), but if I saw that kid I would cheerfully twist his arms off and beat him to death with them.
- Or not...either way I can't forgive this dude without divine intervention.gramme
- sounds serious... i wont askCALLES
- willy winters? that's a stupid name.kona
- should we hack his website?spendogg
- his very name sounds irritating********
- haha...yeah it's complicated. He will inevitably get his heart broken by his own stupidity, so he prolly doesn't need my help.gramme
- all will be forgiven********
- This is true capsize, thx for the reminder :)gramme
- olli1010
People who feel the need to walk between London tube lines while reading the newspaper and/or reading their newspaper and have their iPod on, without a lick of perception of what's going on around them.
- ********0
George Bush
Dick Cheney
Bill and Hillary Clinton
Pat Buchanan
Bill OReilly
- mrdobolina0
This fuckhead named Neal that lives next door to my Mother's house. I'd like to throw him off a building.
- him too********
- burns down liquor store.mrdobolina
- with neal in it********
- him too
- ********0
People who talk printers and other inanimate objects.
But printers especially for some reason.
- 7point340
people that judge me for talking to my printer... FUCK THEM!
- ********0
Stephen Hadley
Douglas Feith
John Yoo
Alberto Gonzales
- kona0
Cubs fans.
Anyone who throws a home run ball back when they catch it.
People who have to take one last drag before walking into a biulding, flick the cig on the concrete by the doorway, walk in, THEN blow out the smoke.- If I ever caught a home run ball that was from the other team... you better fucking believe it's getting thrown back.********
- A few years ago a bunch of us were in the bleacher seats and this kid (10-12?) caught a home run.********
- We all started chanting the usual "THROW IT BACK! THROW IT BACK!" kid looks up at us then just fucking throws it to Jason Bay, hahaha.********
- to Jason Bay, hahah. The father was LIVID!!! He was beside himself but the whole stadium was cheering for hte kid.********
- kid ... he loved it. I told the father we have to teach them young. Being a Pirate fan is going to be hard, haha.********
- Of all the throw back balls I've witnessed, that was the most classic.********
- it's a disgrace to the game in my opinion but whatever. when i caught one i gave it to a kid with that teams hat on.kona
- I don't think it's a disgrace but I've never caught one. If I ever caught a foul ball I'd give it to a kid.********
- If I ever caught a home run from the other team, I'd throw it back ... but not before finding a kid with the opposing team hat on.********
- acting like I was giving it to him, then at the last second throw it away and then punch his father in the face.********
- Okay I wouldn't do that last part. I probably would have to defend myself as a result is all I'm saying.********
- HAHAHAHAHHA!kona
- If I ever caught a home run ball that was from the other team... you better fucking believe it's getting thrown back.
- kelpie0
hatchet faced, "shopping is war" types of middle aged women who get in my fucking way as I push my 6'4" frame through a crowd of people.
I have an image in my head of me being suurounded by armed response while I gleefully stomp on the head of one of these, over and over and over, just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and stuff.- hahah +1 for random psychotic outburst... sociopath ftw!7point34
- hey; we get shit donekelpie
- indeed.
[ blows bubble pipe fashioned from the bone of a fat slobbering goth ]7point34 - you're tall as fuck!_salisae_
- so... what's the weather like up there?kona
- kelpie is a monolith. *Walks in sunwise circlesgramme
- yes, yes I'm tall, and quite quite beautiful. A template for nazi supremacykelpie
- don't forget your jack boots when stomping7point34
- CALLES0
yesterday walking out of the building i found myself stuck in the hallway behind what it seemed like a herd of buffalos moving sooo slow that i thought that they were grazing the tile floor... and of course me trying to get around them... you see an opening you pick up speed to go for it and one of the fatties blocks the way looks to the side and give you a half assed smile
- royer0
Girls that wear jeans without back pockets. It equals instant trash in my eyes
- ********0
To CALLES' point ... people on the moving walkway thing in airports that don't move. Now I don't care if they don't move, as long as their not moving buddy friend isn't next to them, or they're blocking up the entire thing.
Escalators are an entirely different thing though. I don't walk up escalators or down them, but I stick to the right in case someone is really in a hurry.
- STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPkelpie
- exactly!CALLES
- lol @ kelpieCALLES
- oh i can only imagine your rage when stuck behind a tubby whale on the airport walkway7point34
- hahaha. Sometimes I just say, "honk honk" aloud, or go, "move" othertimes I'm polite and just stand behind them********
- and thank them for wasting my time.********
- My G-d ... if I wouldn't even want to think of a fat person.********
- Ehhhyuck.********
- neue75_bold0
Are the only people I keep close to me...
- mrdobolina0
Groups of people who must walk side by side down the sidewalk blocking the entire way and cunts with golf umbrellas in the city.