Dear God,
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- Lifeasapoet
If you should take the time to read this letter, could you find it in your heart to kill me? I don't have time to doodle on such beliefs as these, and those that have created thee. And should this not be reason enough, to smite me? I wish I valued my life as much as you, I really do, but I must confess I’ll never be as good as you.
- 5timuli0
Maybe have a wank? Might make you feel better.
- ukit0
No - wanking is off limits. God does not approve.
- TREBIO0
You'll have to fill out form #714.38 - Courtesy Smiting Request
Make sure you write hard because you're making 4 copies (the yellow on is yours)
His secretary will get back to you within five (Earth) business days.
- flashbender0
This is better than yours:
I don’t know where to start. This is so hard for me to say that I have never told another living soul. First, let me say that I’m a married man and that I have a wife and three children I love very much. Sometimes when I think how much I love them I wonder how it is that I do what I do. I’ve lied to myself so long about this there seems no point in lying to you, so I’ll just say it – I go to public toilets and have sex with men. It started seven years ago after my promotion...
- ninjasavant0
Dear god, hope you get the letter and...
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving in the street
'Cause they don't get enough to eat from god
I can't believe in youDear god, sorry to disturb you but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about god
I can't believe in youDid you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!Dear god don't know if you noticed but...
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, and so do you
Dear god
I can't believe in
I don't believeI won't believe in heaven or hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That father, son and holy ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe inIt's you
Dear god
- ukit0
*pukes*