Interviewing in 5 minutes
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- Spookytim
Just thought I'd let you know I'm interviewing a potential junior/assistant in five minutes. Please hold my calls.
- skt0
poor poor cunt.
- Daro0
an ass-istant?
- kelpie0
do tell us which of the n00bs on here he/she turns out to be would you tim?
- tank020
that would be me, hi!
- dusty_shackle0
Dont forget to ask them about the radius of their mouth.
- 7point340
- well fuck... eh, it wasn't funny anyway7point34
- -1dusty_shackle
- n00bmadirish
- pulls down pants and waves ass at shackle and madirish7point34
- chossy0
Get him / her to do a theoretical task for you.
I would do this for example, get a stop watch out and say run to the cabinet and fetch my booze mittens and sandwich jumper IMMEDIATLY!!!!!! then hit the stop watch and no matter what they are doing shout. I'm not eating and boozing I'm not eating and boozing until they finally get you your apparell, the say well done well done great great stuff.
- madirish0
funny, i have an interview to be a junior under and illustrator in 5 min...
- 7point340
tell him/her to alphabetize your fruit
watch them stare blankly when you present only oranges.
when they ask you to explain, remind them that 'time's a wasting'
when they can't / don't do anything show them how they've failed.
"this one is Candy. she CLEARLY goes before Luis."