Penis Snatchers
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- CALLES
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
so they are blaming it on black magic? good idea... Thank god i don't need excuses
- CALLES0
do we have any here?
- harlequino0
"That's the man who shrunk my weiner! That's the man right there! Get'im, boys!"
*crowd shouts and runs after alleged sorcerer
- TheBlueOne0
Third world problem?
- Jnr_Madison0
Honey, I shrunk the cock!
- Mimio0
The Congo and Rwanda are such fucked up places right now.
- TheBlueOne0
Is there a photoshop filter for this?
- kona0
"do we have any here?" what, sorcerers? i knew one who wore a wizard robe and hat and used his powers to put peoples faces in propellors but i think he referred to himself as a wizard, not a sorcerer, although quite frankly, me not being of the super nerd type i don't really know if there is a difference between the two.
- Jaline0
This needs to be in the next Harry Potter film.
- yeah, he already likes getting his cock out.JOSF
- Trueomgitsacamera
- Raniator0
wizards sleeve
*giggles
- Spookytim0
Sean Connery fell victim to this recently I believe.
- kona0
calles nees to remember this for his next date. "Oh no baby don't worry, i just got back from congo that's all."
- CALLES0
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
"Look everyone look how tiny it is! it was that dude!"
i would keep that for myself
- ********0
Or their wives just not making them hard anymore
- yeah, blame the women.Jnr_Madison
- then circumcise them if they haven't been already.Point5
- harlequino0
"Penis panics in southeast Asia have become known under the term "Koro" (which means "head of the turtle" in Malay)."
I met someone named Koro the other day. Haha!
- Point50
/cast level 12 erection
- BattleAxe0
so this is not about hermaphrodites
- Redmond0
Thank god the police chief has an IQ level, geez!
- blingy0
Wow life in the third world is much worse than I thought