The Onion is King
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- TREBIO
These guys can write...
- flavorful0
My cousin works for The Onion. :D
- TREBIO0
Only 4 girls died - down from a dozen last year!
- TREBIO0
too freakin' clever... i just don't know where i will buy my suspicious packages now.
- that is the definition of gold.mg33
- kookies! hahaTechVector
- Spookytim0
I like how they use gentle satire to deliver factual information in a way that is easy to congest, like the bit about Amercians being unable to cope in hyperthetical situations? Its theoretically true and I can vouch for that...
I've been trying, with literally no success, to instill a sense of unchecked hysterical terror into almost everyone on this forum for two weeks now with my 1PC project, and literally, to date, nobody has recognised the gravity of the situation.
1PC is real, and its coming, and you need to panic, hard. I can help you, but you really do need to read my posts and believe them.
- TREBIO0
Please tell us more about your 1PC project. I for one am not up to speed with it.
- Poochie0
Nothing is funnier than really obvious sarcasm.
- vrmbr0
1PC is not a project. It will be a reality just like today is a reality.
- TREBIO0
well, hit me with the facts of this so-called new reality.
- ribit0
you want the truth?
- vrmbr0
ever heard of luis? he's gonna save us.
- TREBIO0
i am sure i cannot handle the truth. i'm moving to the bahamas.
- Spookyhome0
You're moving into bananas?
Its an exit strategy, but not much of one. Do you know anything about the banana trade? Have you any idea of the kind of buning hoops you'll have to leap through just to make a domestic banana 1PC compatible?
On the plus side though, the warning logo is available as a banana sticker...
- BURNING HOOPS. Not Buring Hoops.Spookyhome
- i'd like those as a stickervrmbr
- Janne, Stickers are imminent. I drew up the logo very quickly on Friday and evolved it rapidly over a fewSpookyhome
- minutes. I plan to finish it tomorrow then do stickers. Want some?Spookyhome
- TREBIO0
i'll take my chances with the hoops - buning or not.
so is 1pc kinda like y2k? and what is the symbolism of the period on 'panic' but not on 'hard'?
The Bananas are a chain of islands off the coast of Florida. Most are grouped in bunches.