cougar in chicago
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- Llyod
no, not a old broad
http://www.dailyherald.com/story…
- CALLES0
i was hanging out with the hootest cougar the other day... but while drunk i lost my phone and her number with it... bye cougar... it was emotional
- awww, it's okay. There'll be plenty more where she came from.flashbender
- JackRyan0
Scary stuff, I was living in LA when a couple of people were killed in Griffith park by a mountain lion.
- Llyod0
did she have kids?
- canuck0
I don't get it
- mg330
There are lots of jokes I'm expecting to see here in Chicago related to this.
- mg330
"Residents of the North Side village seemed just as concerned about gunshots in their neighborhood as much as they were about the cougar."
LMAO at them calling it a "village!" It's just a neighborhood called Roscoe Village. And's a local suburban paper, too funny.
- The cops were wearing cloaks and shot the cougar using a long bow.JackRyan
- mistermik0
why the fuck did they shoot it?
- :(marikeeler
- thats what i dont understand, eitherTeganTorch
- i shoot cats.kona
- Because it was excited and may have killed someone. No animal control was present to sedate.ETM
- Jnr_Madison0
poor cougar
- Jnr_Madison0
Couldn't they just have directed it to a kooks concert.
- sikma0
if an animal like that is starts approaching populated areas something is not right with it. it makes me extremely sad to see such a beautiful killed.
- BattleAxe0
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- kona0
this is totally a lie.
- Jaline0
It's an animal? Aw, crap, now I have to call jevad and make sure he doesn't get on that plane...
- Llyod0
it's a terrible sign when an animal that normally steers way clear of man ends up wandering in the center of the a crowded city. I thought that there was a massive boom in in the deer population over the past 15 years. what gives?
- kona0
llyod, it means that some stupid bag of cock thought he'd be cool and crush a lot of pussy with this thing as a pet, then it got to big and expensive to feed so he threw it in the back of his 1989 ford f-150 and dumped it off in the woods. where do you think all those massive pythons come from that wind up in odd places out of the blue? morons have pets like these and don't think of what happens when it gets that big.
and something fishy is going on here..... *shifty eyes*
- this is uncalled forkona
- Actually I agree with you, hahah. These penguins I have? They just get too vicious.********
- sikma0
from my understanding when cougars are ill and can no longer manage in the wild they will try and get easy meals from dumpsters/garbage in the city.
- Llyod0
drunken bums? you ever read the Wolfen? they wouldn't eat the livers because the were rotten.
I knew a guy in college (and in turn knew his brother) who had exotic animals. One of them showed me a photo of a mountain lion in a room lying on a mattress. I thought about calling the cops but I thought fuck it.
- ********0
I can just picture jevad reading this thread and then *poof* he is still "there" but it's just like a smoke signal version of himself because he went from Denver to Chicago so fast he looked like a cartoon character.
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