Artie Lange Quits!
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- FredMcWoozy0
you guys have seen this right?
- fooler20
He was/is the best and funniest part of Stern.
He was just a guest and told a story about losing 50k at the track, staying up for days on a coke bender, having an intervention on Mad TV with Harry Conick Jr, punching a producer, then having a police car chase while doing lines of blow of a bottle of whiskey then getting thrown in jail only to call his manager and find out he was cut out of the film Jerry Maguire was so fooking funny it landed him the job as Sterns sidekick.
- fooler20
You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
- kona0
*bump
- Llyod0
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- cbass990
nobody knows until the 21st. they're on vacation. he quit on his image a long time ago though.
- sikma0
smoking is a filthy habit. its good that he quit
- marychain0
This is stern right?
that whole show is god awful
Who gives a crap
- dopepope0
looks like he quit a long time ago.
- CALLES0
Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times in suicide attempt
Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding.
"We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction.
- Frosty_spl0
Wow, he is semi famous and ONLY lives in an apartment in hoboken??
Hope he recovers soon, I like him.
- 74LEO0
Yeah! The whole funny fat guy thing will only take you so far.