boss boss daughter?
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- philipdrumman
How do i hollerate? Yet even kick her some my smooth-jazz vocals over some busybody managers and other barricades? I get the impression she think she's hot stuff when i do go macguyver on the limited convo. We work in diftt depts.
Questions - Comments - Suggestions???
- ********0
Das dicke Ende
- hahahha / you speak german?moamoa
- only in translation********
- HAHAHA!!!TheBlueOne
- +1********
- sikma0
post pics
- harlequino0
Don't get caught hollerating in your cube.
- hollerate?********
- yeah i know.
huh??harlequino - hahahahaaa....blaw
- hollerate?
- brains0
Make more PIITB jokes. She'll love it.
- ********0
Did you ask Diablo Cody to write that for you?
- philipdrumman0
Something tells me i'm going to go operation low-down on this one?
- CALLES0
did the smart thing... put her down with little jabs and when she is about to start thinking your a dick.. bring her up with suttle compliments... but make her laugh in both modes
- TheBlueOne0
And by "operation low-down" you mean get drunk at the copany summer picnic, make some sort of foolish remark to boss boss daughter, show her your Spongebob Squarepants underwear, have it all captured on video, youtubed and be out of work the following Monday, then yes...
- Jaline0
Are you hot?
- The Jaline needs photographic proof!!TheBlueOne
- Jaline, I am 1 minute later than hot?philipdrumman
- philipdrumman0
What if i show her my muscles then point - lunch is this way, whereby i have a candle and some extravagent meal set. Possibly involving chicken. ??? Then its the best of both worlds comedy and panache?
...What am i thinking?!Aye caramba!- do the muscle thing subtly, like in the film Ghost where that guy drops coffee on himself and then has to take his shirt offJaline
- "That guy" is/was Patrick Swayze!!!
Wait was it, I never saw Ghost.******** - no, it wasn't him. this guy was trying to take Demi Moore, who was newly widowed (Swayze was her husband)Jaline
- woman you are sure to get me fired! And i'm the fire woooo--nelly!!!!philipdrumman
- harlequino0
Get the chicken and the candle up front. That'll sell it.
- dopepope0
Get her to thinkerate about your dick. then, about your cock.
Then your dick again.
then cock.
- emecks0
IMPOSTER.
I demand the real wendell shows himself.
T@XCUT!
- creative-0
I think I'm the only on who doesn't have a clue what you're on about
- TheBlueOne0
What would Obama do?™
- harlequino0
It's perfectly clear. The man has a chicken, a candle, and a MacGuyver DVD box set. He's trying to impress the boss boss daughter with his panache, but he has Turettes and keeps hollering at his co-workers.
- So he has a shot, then?TheBlueOne
- At the Easter Seals center? fuckin totally.harlequino
- philipdrumman0
shes my vice city.
i need to get this off the pedestal man...
- ********0
Let me try to give a recap...izzle:
There is a dizzy dame that makes your underwear all tight when you think about her at your office, however, you work in completely different departments and to make matters worse you don't know how to speak proper English.
- That, or you can only quote that Charlie Brown Kwanzaa video.harlequino
- Oh, I get it now.404