Detritus (oh, nsfw I suppose)
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- Spookytim
I was wondering...did you lie on the scanner, or hold it up to your crotch to do this?
- detritus0
Wow. Thanks.
- Spookytim0
The pleasure's all yours.
- detritus0
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- Drno0
As an expert photographer and photoshop wizz,
I can prove that a macro has been used to composed this photo.
- detritus0
2nd result, assuming you've got Moderate Safe Search set to 'off'
They both look happy enough..
http://images.google.co.uk/image…
- Drno0
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Lies
- detritus0
True, one of my many private hobbies is scanning my crotch then photoshopping the diminutive output onto photos of far better endowed people with pleasant-looking girlfriends. Then I print them out in large, sticking them to my bedroom ceiling and at once point and laugh and masturbate. Heck, a wee man like myself has got to get my kicks somehow.
- Jaline0
LIES!
- detritus0
You tell 'em Jaline.
I am well hung.
Like aged beef.
- 23kon0
*hung like michael hutchence
- JerseyRaindog0
This should have been in the final really.
- *puffs pipe, nods sagely*
I do concur.detritus - ;)
and no, 'puffs pipe' has got nothing to do with a blowjob.detritus - Not the PSB. The small cock awards.JerseyRaindog
- *puffs pipe, nods sagely*
- mimeartist0
' ' ' ==D
UU- THIS IS PURE GENIUSDrno
- AMAZING!vrmbr
- Bagpipes?Corvo
- machine gun?
//Jaline - well you do put bagpipes in your mouth i supposemimeartist
- chossy0
aw that wee picture is cute :D I bet you don't get many seans peeneyesees in a matchbox!!! LOLZ......... ASL?...
- pascii0
YAY for hairy men! (bears)
- vrmbr0
there's something about that nut though..