Overheard...
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- mg33
While on the subway recently, I actually heard a teenage kid say:
"Does a girl has to open they coochie with they fingers to go pee-pee?" and then giggled and asked his friend "Well do they? That's nasty if they does."
Repeat:
Does a girl HAS to open THEY coochie with THEY fingers to go pee-pee.
I could hardly contain myself. Ah, the innocence of youth, the peril of modern education.
- studderine0
chicago man, fucking chicago.
- ********0
Do girls pee? OOOH now.
- That thought never crossed my brain back then - but then, I'm still alive.********
- jk. I never had... the pleasure?!!!********
- That thought never crossed my brain back then - but then, I'm still alive.
- Jaline0
hahahah
- JackRyan0
I weep for the future.
- ********0
This thread will turn into a nightmare, probably even before I finish this sentence.
- AndyRoss0
Some of the fatter ones do, I imagine.
- oh no you di-intmarychain
- why? because fat grows there?Jaline
- Well, sometimes you get a big fat cow, with very prominent flabby lips, that hang nearly down to the ground. And they...boobs
- obscure the proper route, in their own way, and demand to be pushed aside for proper urinating and such...boobs
- In the old days, pubic hair would cause similar troubles, but most young women shave that away these days.boobs
- Llyod0
how long ago did they want to teach ebonics in school?
- ismith0
NSFW ->
- http://image.bayimg.…ismith
- That is "wee wee" since it is so smalll.boobs
- ismith0
Guys I fixed the thread! (ye has been warned)
- mg330
Gee, thanks asshole!
- ********0
This thread is horrible, mg. Sorry, but it's true.
- 7point340
if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college
don't think about that for more than 3 seconds or blood will shoot out your nose
- boobs0
Man up! Don't be such a "Wincing William!"
- _salisae_0
a teenage kid? seems he skipped sex education, among other classes.
- ninjasavant0
"You know how, like, the sound of water is calming to some people? Maybe that's why I liked to get peed on so much"
She said into her cell phone on the MUNI train.
- stupidresponse0
that reminds me, i haven't visited this site in a while...
http://www.overheardinnewyork.co…
- ismith0
How Copy Editors Blow Off Steam
Metrosexual guy: If I was some fish...
Girl, not looking up from her bus schedule: Grammar just cried.
Metrosexual guy: I don't follow you.
Girl: Good, because if you did, I would have to have you arrested.
Metrosexual guy: I am so confused.
Girl: Do the words 'you are an idiot' confuse you?
Metrosexual guy: I hate you.--28th & 5th