Stern mentor looking for attractive noob
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- AndyRoss
Everyone knows I've got lots I can teach. So, if you meet these requirements, I could maybe see my way clear to helping you out of your uninitiated and inexperienced pathetic situation:
1) You must smell nice.
2) Attractive females only, and no mistake.
3) Utterly devoted, without question.
4) Docile.
5) Tactile.
6) Smooth.
7) Flirty.
8) Satin, satin, satin.
9) Good with hands.
10) Tango expert.
11) Trim.
12) Dirty-minded dreamer.
13) Good with the books and bank transfers.
- ********0
I score three out of ten of the possible thirteen, do you have a reserves list I could go on?
- mmatthews0
This had a lot of potential. C-
- creative-0
I think you're gonna have to look to the far-east to get 13 out of 13
- TheBlueOne0
Tactile?
- robotron3k0
smooth! that can only be smooth shiny front, and that could only mean sound like Club Ken would be a good suitor for you...
- AndyRoss0
He misses out on feature number 1. And Number 2. Pretty questionable on all the rest, too.
- Jaline0
QBN is going south...
- kona0
I forwarded this to CALLES Andy. She should be contacting you soon.
- Llyod0
I was planning on posting a list like this on dating sites when I start dating dating. What a rip.
- AndyRoss0
So, Llyod you're saying I ripped you off because I did it before you?
- MrOneHundred0
I’ve got all but 2 and 13, baby, but I am willing to go the extra mile for this opportunity (see 3)
- Jaline0
I don't know if you really want a female who is good with bank transfers.
- AndyRoss0
Bank transfers are so sexy though.
- ********0
I checked your work, no thanks
- Second that. Your work samples are way too small.********
- Second that. Your work samples are way too small.
