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... Take some drugs man.
- Jnr_Madison0
The meth is good this time of year, I hear.
- creative-0
- Its like, occular drugs, man. I'm tipped over. Toooootally.********
- That's, like, totally reprogrammed me, man. Hi, my name's Missy - can I take your order?detritus
- Yeah, do you have, like, any food that's actually blue? I don't mean dyed, I mean stuff that is really blue?********
- Like fried Hooloovoo? I think that's banned for consumption in this sector?detritus
- Its like, occular drugs, man. I'm tipped over. Toooootally.
- detritus0
Ok, which one? Ket? Opi? DMT? DXM? These are my precious reserves we're talking about here - I'm not sure a slightly-bored Saturday night is the appropriate venue for consumption of my hard-earned cache.
Maybe I should just get a bottle of wine and strap a couple of Nicorettes to my balls?
- One of each, it's Easter maaaan, it's like totally what Jesus would docreative-
- Heckfuck! I forgot there was a religious element! Psychedelia, here we come! Wooooo oo ooodetritus
- ps. I'm not really a drugfiend (any more) - these are my longterm "hey, I'm still young" reserves for when I'm 50.detritus
- Unless you're 49 I don't hold much hope of them lasting that longcreative-
- detritus0
Actually, maybe I should just strap some nicorettes to my balls.
That sounds like fun.
- You're gonna have fun removing them unless you're clean shavencreative-
- That's how I trim, baby - plentiful duct tape to the nethers, then *RIP!* Oh yEah!detritus
- GGRRRRRREEEEAAARGHHH********
- I'm glad you're not my mentorcreative-
- I bet you're trying it out right now - one thing - just be careful about which way your rip - you want to keep the balls attacheddetritus
- Too latecreative-
- GGRRREEEAARGGGGHHHH********
- ********0
I am so undrugular that I don't even know what DMT and DXM mean. I never really ever ventured into the world of drugs beyond smoking lots of weed. Apart from that, drugs just didn't work out for me.
I stopped smoking about five years ago, and so knocked weed on the head mostly... but once in a blue moon I have a bang but always, always end up with a really bad chest cold within a week of doing so, so the incentive decreases with every lapse I have. I have a few aging buds in my studio somewhere though and right now I really want to jump in the car and go and get them.
Hmmm.
- I sound as wet as the nerd in Breakfast Club here don't I?********
- Sure I have a girlfriend. She lives in Germany. I met her at Niagra Falls one summer.********
- ha, not at all - I'm just as self-conscious gassing about what drugs I keep, as if I'm trying to be someone I'm notdetritus
- WHEN I AM.. OH YEAH, PARTY RAVENSTEIN BABY, YAH!! WOOT WOOT, TECNO MOBIL BROADKASTINGdetritus
- I sound as wet as the nerd in Breakfast Club here don't I?
- detritus0
HEY LADIES, YOU LIKE ZE BAILEYS? LET'S GO BACK TO MY HAUS AND PARTEE WIZ ZE COLONIC AND DER BOTTLESCHNIPS, YA?
- ********0
Oh wow, I'd really like to come along to your wild party Detritus, but I can't, becuase... I'll have a really really bad chest cold next week if I do.
- ********0
He's off chomping pills like a crazy and covering his scrotum in Sticky Fixers by now I bet.
- detritus0
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
- GWOWGWOWGWOWGWOWGWOW... thats the sound of PacMan eating the ghosts BTW.********
- Gotta love the internet..
http://omnomnomnom.c…
..so much, so very worthwhile.detritus
- GWOWGWOWGWOWGWOWGWOW... thats the sound of PacMan eating the ghosts BTW.