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- vrmbr
just doing some dishes and talking to myself and noticed i perfectly imitated both voice and style of speech of John Malkovich.
Amazing!Carry on.
- Llyod0
queer
- Randd0
good times
- detritus0
I am whelmed.
- (nice to meet you)detritus
- "Whelmed"... I am awesomed by your skills. Its like a golden egg has hung there all these years, and you cassually pointed it out.Spookyhome
- pointed it out.Spookyhome
- Wood for trees, n'all that, innit?
I'm a big fan of 'demiwhelmed' (in life and linguistics)detritus - I like 'imagine my delight'.5timuli
- rafalski0
Are trying to say you sound like a pretentious tit?
- _salisae_0
please record and upload audio bytes for our ears to munch upon
- Spookyhome0
When have you witnessed John Malkovitch doing the dishes for god's sake?
You're delusional. You've probably had a neglected childhood. Its a classic Malkovitchian self ideation scenario. Seek Help.
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm hanging out the back of John Malkovitch's head.
- Spookyhome0
"Being John Malkovitch doing the dishes"
Starring
Jnr_Madison, Hanging out the back of his head.- ...voice over by vrmbr.Jnr_Madison
- Porn scenes by spooky.Jnr_Madison
- ...doing the dishes is a euphemism, no?Jnr_Madison
- I don't know, I'm polishing my C3PO.Spookyhome
- rafalski0
Wordt Janne Malkovich?
- Check your spelling there cowboy.Spookyhome
- wordt with only a D is a spelling mistake many Dutchies make, and this foreigner has it right!vrmbr
- Corvo0
That man really gets on my nerves; he should be punched by Jacques Brel.
No not you Janne.
- Jnr_Madison0
Janne Malkovich talks about the time he got sunburnt.
*thinks of famous jpg, still laughs!
- detritus0
...a teenage hooker.
- doing the dishes is a euphemism for doing a tennage hooker, thanks!Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
I better go and do the dishes.
- Real ones or euphemistic ones?Spookyhome
- Do, or 'Do'?
uhhuhuhhuhhuhhhuh
Beavis-stylee.detritus - both, it's saturday.Jnr_Madison
- Wow, Two questions, one perfect answer.Spookyhome
- detritus0
You, above all, know how to live Jnr_Madison. I only wish my Saturday night could reach such giddy heights.
No, really.
- She was holding a beer bottle andI couldn't resist!Jnr_Madison
- *only detrius will get this I think :)Jnr_Madison
- No, I'm there too. Alcoholic containers thread?Spookyhome
- yeah, hahahahhaJnr_Madison
- Filth. Pure filth.
I don't understand? :)detritus - I forgot spooky would be on the case too ha ha, sorry.Jnr_Madison
- c'mon nairn, how can spooky be down and it was your comment,Jnr_Madison
- I gotcha, I gotcha - I should've followed that up with a wink and a nudge, rather than just an insipid smiley :)detritus
- Spookyhome0
Yeah, I feel the same way. If my life was better I wouldn't be sat here in the VIP suite at Brangelina's annual hollywood ball tapping messages to QBN on my iphone ffs.
- detritus0
I think this is the night Snuggs, Para etc are out on the town.
I stayed in to do some work, which I've now given up on, so I'm sat here, trying not to smoke (gave up two weeks ago), nor drink (because then I'll smoke) nor take any drugs (because.. well.. just because that's never a good idea).
Je suis avec le fun.
*humph* I kind of wish I was still a teenage hooker.
- ....do the dishes.Jnr_Madison
- Already done. Tidied the house earlier in the week. *twiddles thumbs* spose there's always that home-colonic kit...detritus
- For God sake don't hang the bag out of reach if its the four litre family size.Spookyhome
- I was thinking about using tapioca instead of water - think that'll be any funner?detritus
- I'd be impressed if you used hulled wheat flakes, dry.Spookyhome
- Spookyhome0
My Cat Bingo is currently doing the dishes on his woolly blanket as I type. He had his marracas curtailed as a pup but the vet thinks a small amount of testicular material was left behind because he gets the freak on like crazy sometimes and he really shouldn't with no pips. He's hammering away at his blanket like a road drill. I'm feeling quite embarrased sat here. Also quite aroused, I may go and join in. We can both bang the blanket. Spitroast. Filthy slagblanket. Bloody loves it. Hey, wait up, Pappa Spooky got something for ya.
- gramme0
*clears throat uncomfortably
- mmatthews0
awkward. ahem.