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- daveFelton
I went outside, and a trans-sexual prostitute approached me. He / she said...
- 7point340
CALLES, remember me? we need to talk...
- akrokdesign0
...hey dave, how come you haven't called me? lol.
- freeskihp0
how are you doing? would you like me to help you with your ...
- daveFelton0
...backpack full of salamis? Those salamis look tasty, if we found someone with bread we could...
- barbtastic0
omg trannies are always funny when you can't think of something clever to say...
- or when you work in Hollywood and there actually are trannie hookers outside your office everyday.daveFelton
- 7point340
... have a meat sandwich. know what i'm saying... you know meat... like meat?... because i'm a trans-sexual... sigh.... so how's tammy?
- utopian0
You probably would not recognize me now, but my name is FOUTY
how have you been?
- harlequino0
does this look swollen?
No not there.
*smiles
Here.
- harlequino0
ok, ok ,ok, ok,....
ok, ok....
so, ok, ok
so it's in there, and it's fucking sideways, ok? and it fucking hurts like rat bite, ok?
and, ok, ok, oki hear you have a wench on your truck, ok?
and..,ok, ok, ok
here's what i need you to do...
- daveFelton0
i need you to get your truck and...
let me stop you there. its sideways? fucking sideways? well, what if we just..
NO! that really hurts, the other way. I'm telling you just get the damn wench.
okay! i'm parking around the corner next to the...
- daveFelton0
okay i'm bored and going home.
- _salisae_0
you make an excellent point. stories do usually begin with someone going outside. hmmmm