Wrong Anus
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- 7point340
dont get them to look at your ACL
- 7point340
artificial anus... i think this concept trumps the obscene incompetence
do i dare google such a thing?
- You dare, like an eagle.TheBlueOne
- is this a reference to one of my old t-shirt designs in my outdated portfolio?7point34
- 7point340
hahaha i tried an image search and forgot safesearch was off.... oh my
what was seen cannot be unseen
- harlequino0
When she awoke, realized her situation, and demanded and explanation, the attending surgeon was quoted as nonsensically saying, "Say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism, Fraulein-- at least it’s an ethos."
- fuck it dude, lets go bowling7point34
- Ayn Rand Bedside Manner™TheBlueOne
- Jaline0
I heard about this yesterday and was wondering about various things.
What did they fix in the leg guy? They probably shaved something he needed...
- harlequino0
^He can now fire feces from his feet.
From this day forth, (*cue tombones and timpani)
he will be known as...SHIT-MAN!
- 7point340
...uh sorry... yeah i know i was responsible for the timpani, but i just couldn't get it here on time. i was scheduled for knee surgery and well, long story short, i ended up with an artificial anus instead... sorry about the mix up. obviously i cant really get around very well or transport various musical instruments in my state (still need th new knee)
good news is i'm shitting like champ
- ETM0
By the way, there is such a thing as an "artificial anus." Shosaburo Abe and Yoshikatsu Abe filed a patent application in 1991.
I would love to see that patent application!
- Ramanisky20
This is the feel good story of the year ... so far
- 7point340
its better than toilet woman
- madirish0
best comment ever:
"darnharry1 wrote:
Bush probably is responsible for this! He had them put a tracking device in her new butt!"