Casual Racists
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- mrdobolina0
sorry Khurram, I was just playing.
- creative-0
Is this thread still going?
- kelpie0
naw man, its ok to be scared of Kuz. I am.
- Jaline0
This sounds like a term Larry David would come up with.
- Spookytim0
"DOBS KILLS THREAD, SETS GLOBAL HARMONY INITIATIVE BACK 20 YEARS"
CNN LIVE
- DaveO0
Black / Carribean guy I work with had the best one....
He was waiting at a pedestrian crossing in birmingham a few years ago, and it was raining, really pouring it down. An old pensioner came up alongside him to wait for the traffic to stop, and said "Alright mate? Hey, I don't know why you lot all come over here, look at this weather!"
Cracked me right up!
- Khurram0
Well, i wont deny it, i'm hard as fuck.
*mwah, love you dobs.
- vespa0
omg here's a weird one, i was in southend with my dad (who is white, my mum is asian so i'm mixed up) for a funeral.
some of dad's friends from childhood were there, nearly all of them are brilliant but one of them (not a good friend), after i said who my dad was, a weird look went over his face, he said, "OH I see, yes I remember his wife, haha I thought..." and then he trailed off. And then i realised he thought that because i was asian, i was wife number 2! marrying an old white man, cos that's what south-east asian girls do haha! ewwwww.
- haha. Whatever prejudices against my ethnicity, being a "mail order bride", that must suck!Khurram
- lol, that must've been horrible.Jaline
- not just any mail order bride though:
YER DA'S MAIL ORDER BRIDEkelpie - ooftkelpie
- but mail order bride of my DAD!!!! ewww!!!! bless tho, it just didn't occur to him we're related cos we don't look the same innit.vespa
- ...same innitvespa
- haha kelpie!vespa
- Spookytim0
I for one really fucking hope not. Excuse my french, but really, I felt like kissing the canal bed yesterday.
- Jaline0
This reminds me of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and Larry's racist and homophobic dog.
- creative-0
An ex-girlfriend's dad gave me a half-hour drunken speech on how, even though he was getting loads of stick about it from his work colleagues, he was happy for is white daughter and I to be seeing each other. Now that's a cringeworthy situation I'd rather not be in again.
- mrdobolina0
I'm going to go take a shower and wash the shame away.
- kelpie0
fuck's sake, I hate white people. Cunts.
- moth0
And who mentioned the Gay thing?
Equal rights should stop at the point of lunacy - the whole IVF thing on the NHS for same-sex couples (not to mention single parents) infuriates me.
Aren't people intelligent enough to accept their own simple biology?- have you accept yours? lol.akrokdesign
- haha moth.. isn't it unfair to accept same sex marriages and still ban good old polygamy?rafalski
- Jaline0
I used to think dobs was black. Maybe I am racist...
- remember when janne thought I was black? hahahamrdobolina
- dobs, I love you!Jaline
- and yes, I remember something like that...Jaline
- u2, girlie, hahahamrdobolina
- yeah, me too apparently - you should have seen the look on his face when I met him :Dkelpie
- DaveO0
I think that whenever race is concerned, you're fucked.
- barbtastic0
then why are you arguing with me? it was just an observation.