Madonna car crash
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- Point50
If Angelina Jolie dies there will be nobody left to adopt dark skinned babies... oh the horror.
- Haha, Jon Stewart had a good joke about that at the Oscars last nite. Well adopting babies.********
- you watched the oscars flav?Meeklo
- he's a pop-media whorePoint5
- ... Yea I watched them. Yes I am a whore.********
- He asked who was having babies among the stars, and then there was a split screen. "and the winner is..." : JolieJaline
- As in, who is the winner who will have to give their baby to Jolie. Or something like that.Jaline
- point5 wishes she would adopt him.mrdobolina
- Haha, Jon Stewart had a good joke about that at the Oscars last nite. Well adopting babies.
- Llyod0
ok no reason to drag this out. The "Madonna Killed in a Car Crash" thing is my patented move. I've used this on every message board I've been on starting mith Prodigy in '92. It works best when the board/room is full of females/girlmen. They freak out. The confidence you have to get is that you know someone at a news agency. It's really a lot of fun especially when you can a bunch of girls worked up.
- ********0
where is jessejensen?
- lifeinbinary0
face first...
- Jaline0
I'm bored now.
- daveFelton0
lets kill her then, if shes still alive.
- rylamar0
If it really happened I pray that Tom Cruise is nearby as he is the only one who will be able to save her.
- ********0
she's already dead inside.
- Jaline0
Here it is, flavor!
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During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)
Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to.... (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”
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- CALLES0
- I'd say she could stiff arm an oncoming car to a screeching halt.rylamar
- ewi_monk
- -1daveFelton
- sweet baby Jesus!!!!marychain
- This is old.Jaline
- she is olddbloc
- f-in gross. looks like a cadaver.********
- comic characters DO live!vrmbr
- She's diseased, guys. Obviously. Think about her life.Jaline
- Wait a second! In the right hand image, low in the frame, she's holding a speculum.AndyRoss
- 5timuli0
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- Llyod0
here she can be seen without her makeup
