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- ismith
My birthday lasts until exactly 1hour and 18 minutes until now. Please take a moment to think of what you would give me if you had a million dollars. It's okay that you can't afford it. You'll have good karma and I'll be enjoying this delicious lemon cake sitting on my dining room table. Good day.
- 5timuli0
50,000 hand jobs from aged, diseased hookers.
- 5timuli0
100,000,000 1/2p Mojos.
- ninjasavant0
3,730,400,000.00 Zambian Kachwas
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a solid gold car
- Jaline0
I would buy you the best meal you ever had.
- 5timuli0
I'd give you the $1m, hump you in the back of my Stallion in a dark alley, wait for you to get out the car and then run you over a few times. Then press 'triangle' and get all my money back.
- _salisae_0
I feel like I'm on the happy birthday e-bay wish countdown. And I've made it just in time! Happy birthday you broke fuck! hope it was a fun one :)
- 5timuli0
Oh yeah, happy birthday, you fucking pauper!
:P
- onewhoslaps0
you're a fag. but happy birthday anywhos.