Those flat rings >
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- 5timuli
I'm sick of seeing those over there. If I tried to propose with one of those I'd be a single man right now. They look like something you get from one of those Clucking Chicken machines or a Christmas Cracker.
(Nobody in my time zone probably has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about)
- 5timuli0
AND HOW MUCH?!? UP YOURS LADY!!!
- ninjasavant0
seriously. I thought "those are kinda cute maybe I'll check them SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! No way I'm paying that." Then I pounded a Pabst and offered my lady a night on the town at Sizzler. She knows where the sweet stuff comes from.
- If you spent a whole night at Sizzler, you probably have gained some weight, and have much greasier skin.AndyRoss
- 7340
i didnt even know they still had sizzler?
by the way 5timuli i know what the chicken thing is but no fucking idea about the cracker
- AndyRoss0
Fuck me. Now I'm craving Sizzler, and a sweet greasy doll to take there!!
- The kinda lady that asks you if you're gonna finish that.ninjasavant
- Jaline0
It's true. Gum ball machine-esque.
Some of the shapes are interesting, but I think it would annoy me to wear one of the ones that stick out.
- 5timuli0
Are they even meant to be worn though? Thay say 'flat' si I doubt it. They're just useless flat pieces of overpriced metal.
- onewhoslaps0
you will not be getting married if you propose with one of those.
- Jaline0
They are pretty expensive for how they look.
- mrdobolina0
your wives dont really love you... ;)
- Spookytim0
Them rings are Fuk Norrible, no mistake. I'm glad someone else came out and said so. I was too afraid in case I got shunted off my perch by the QBN power rangers again.
- graham0
much better
- Spookytim0
Ah yes, no more rings.
- madirish0
i bought 4 of the diamond ones...... wear them all at once as brass knuckles.