Pet Hates Volume 01
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- Spookytim
I hate it when I'm hand-rendering a delicate and complex piece of hand drawn lettering and I look at it for a moment and find that I have cause & reason to shout "YOU DON'T FUCKING SPELL EYES LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING STUPID DOKEY FUCKING PUCKER" and then I smash my face down too hard onto the desk.
- jevad0
okey dokey
- 7340
everytime you misspell eyes poke one of yours out, i guarantee you wont notice the mistake after the 2nd time
- detritus0
ha ha ha, y' daft mug - got any pics?
- i'm trying to picture how hes spelled 'eyes'...734
- I'm hoping he's gone all urban and spelled it with a Zdetritus
- 'EYS"
In a space-critical 3d composition. No chance of repair.Spookytim - all iyz on me734
- ouch. Sorry to hear that.
Still.. he hedetritus - I am still punching myself in the neck as we speak, a full 25 minutes after realising the error.Spookytim
- Spookytim0
- you got a little blood on your collar... club soda should get it out734
- oh dearlifeinbinary
- I'm hoping I can sandpaper some of the lumpiness out of my lip once the pain subsides.Spookyhome
- Spookyhome0
I hate it when I get mad at someone for something they say and then instead of retaliating they say something sort nice and seem to fold up about the whole deal, leaving me feeling like a spudger.
Oh God. Sorry E-phix. I feel so bad now. Partly becuase I have consumed a supermarket pizza, I should point that out.
- Don't feel bad. Also, I am about to eat a supermarket pizza, so there.ian
- That made very little sense, apologies.ian
- No, I understood every word.
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Apart from one crucial one.Spookyhome
- TheBlueOne0
I hate when someone comes on to a thread like this and writes "first world problem"...
- 7340
hahaha im just going to keep referring to you as studio... i cant keep track of all these screenames of yours... couldnt be bothered to write down your password again?
- btw: NOOB NOOB BURN IT DOWN!!! SPOOKYHOME IS FACE FIRST IN THE CANAL! NOOOOoobbBBB!734
- I ALREADY BURNT IT SO SAVE YOUR BREATH. CAPS. LOCK.Spookyhome
- typing doesnt really take much out of me, breath wise734
- Oh. Well. Mabe you aint doing it right. Or maybe its me. I jump up and down with each keystroke. That wrong?Spookyhome
- i bet you type with your penis... keyboard must get filthy734
- ian0
Yes, so many identities, like Matt Damon in the Bourne Identity but with a personality and fondness for pizza...
- I DO NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY YOU GOSSIP HOUND.Spookyhome
- *ahem. I stand corrected.ian
- 7340
spookytim is fucking matt damon
- Matt...ian
- Damon.ian
- I am not. I just spent the night there once. We slept head-to-toe.Spookyhome
- thats because you have a wicked foot fetish734
- flashbender0
- hahahaha!
I think it's cos Im on my fourth beer that I find this funny.ian - is this a political joke?734
- It's funny on numersous levels. It could be a halo joke too. I hadn't thought of the politics angle beforeflashbender
- It also works well as a simple dog joke.. the level on which I find myself enjoying it.Spookyhome
- Agreed, Im enjoying the dog joke level, simple and straightforward, just like me.ian
- spooky you like the dog angle because much like yourself, dogs enjoy pooing on the kitchen floor734
- Yup. Got me bang to rights there 734. Cuff me, cage me, take me to the big house.Spookyhome
- hahahaha!
- 7340
- ian0
My first 'pet hate' link from google:
http://www.enkil.demon.co.uk/Pag…
- creative-0
Bonkers, that's what this thread is