Where is Vague?
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- Spookytim0
Vague: The wind that gilds the lilly in the stagnant pool of life.
- Spookytim0
Stoicism: Saying No to Winona Ryder since 1904.
Vague, I'm getting a bit of campaign fatigue now so I may let the thread die and go home for more Heinz Salad Cream and crisps. Sorry buddy, I gave it my best shot but uptake was surprisingly disappointing. I think people have concerns about the economy that are distracting them from the real issues.
- 7340
spookytim: fully capable of maintaining a one-man conversation and illustrator of wemen's heads too big since 1904
- Spookytim0
Vague, I'm back. I lost faith yesterday. Truth is, its hard keeping you alive in people's minds. If there was just some indication you were still here it would help, but, well, that's the great test of faith I guess.
Anyway, I'm not giving up. I believe you are out there, ghosting, maybe barred from posting, maybe raging at your screen in impotent anger, like a genie trapped inside a bottle of spit with arms raised, fists like bull nose pliers shaking violently, teeth clenched so hard they crack, sending shards of enamel ricocheting around your office.
I wont give up on you.
Vague: Being Vague since 1904.
- Spookytim0
Raniator in "gets confused, assumes nasty comments are for him" mix up.
"I was actually trying to be nice nasty to 734" claims a beleagured Spookytim from under his desk.
More, Less, Now, Later, Only On CNN, where every pulse is grossly overstated by professional telecasters.
- neue75_bold0
Las Vagues?
- Raniator0
Spookytim: Launching unpopular threads since 1904*
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*Just a joke! Don't hate on me too hard, yo
- Spookytim0
God I'm a seething ball of sour contempt over here now. OOOH I OUGHTA
oh wait, the hate has passed.
- Spookytim0
A typical Vague response:
What is it these days that anything with exoskeletal limbs numbering from like either 6 to 8 or whatever, and a flat, pastie shaped crustacea body covering, and like, some spiney horny things on it and, ah, two pincers, up the front, is fucking called a crab! Like that's all it takes to be a fucking crab!. It makes me so pissed, really, that anything even remotely crablike, that's filled with crab meat, and walks sideways between rocks on the beach, and is a crab, is just automatically called a crab!
Doesn't it get any of you mad to see all these so called crabs walking round claiming to be crabs? meanwhile all the legitimate crabs are having to fight amongst themselves for ever smaller pieces of crab stuff?
- 7340
vague: he be hatin' on some crabs and shit since 1904
- Spookytim0
Vague: My crabby buddy, since 1904
- neue75_bold0
everywhere there is a pointless thread, vague is there...
- Corvo0
vague = kult
- Spookytim0
Vague: Blowing hard and hearty since 1904
- creative-0
Um... no nothing to say, my mistake
- Spookytim0
Press Release
Adobe MetaVague 2.0 now in beta testing. Developers say "Its like... anything thats even remotely vague these days gets called vague. I don't get it. Half the vagueness out there is not even properly vague. How do you guys put up with that".
- Spookytim0
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