30 day sex challenge
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- robotron3k
Is on like Donkey Kong!
- mikotondria20
Nice of the church to tell people what they can do with their genitals - thats theology in action.
- madirish0
i KNOW osfa has something to do with this.....
- robotron3k0
pr2, you can't compete unless you provide videos.
- Llyod0
you mean like with a woman?
- madirish0
maybe membership is down?
- frost2150
so its just abstaining sex with people?
hands? monkeys? dolls? count?
- mikotondria20
How about they pull down/sell off/repurpose the fucking hundreds of billions of dollars of real-estate that they own and use it in the way they persuaded people to part with it - ie providing clean drinking water for the thousands of kids under 5 who die painful unnecessary deaths every day, or sacks of grain to feed the homeless orphans that number the millions etc etc, and do ALL of this without stamping a bloody cross on it, or sending along someone to tell the people who only have mud to eat that they are sinners.
Maybe then they might start earning enough respect and dignity to at lease pretend they know anything about anything about anything, let alone how often we should fuck/not fuck our wifes and girlfriends, something which the vast majority of church leaders don't have, by the way. Fucking cunts, make me spitting mad they do with their twisted little 'suggestions' of what to do with my cock, and vague hinting at ever-lasting torture in some kind of burning cave. As long as there arent people like that in there, then sign me up.
- Llyod0
Not tonight hon. I don't feel the will of God.
- morilla0
I am out.
- ninjasavant0
how many sets of sheets do these people have?
- Mimio0
They should try and go 30 days without making a single unsubstantiated claim pertaining to the nature of reality.
- OSFA0
They should ask for pics or vids to prove their homework...
- mikotondria20
They should report back with graphic descriptions of exactly how they did it - like stories in a porn mag, then when the 'teacher' pleads for some restraint, he really won't have a leg to stand on..
"Look, this either IS your business, or it isn't, isn't it ?, now let me finish telling you about my wife's increasing skills in the area of my prostate..".
- seed0
mikotondria2, are you referring to the catholic church? I'm sure there are many Christian organizations doing the type of work you are describing.
- blaw0
And that's why his church is titled "Relevant". Way to keep with the times, Pastor.