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- kona
OUT! Just before leaving the house I switched coats and I walked out the door with my keys in the pocket of my other coat. FUCK! I'm sitting in the stairwell of our condo contemplating kicking the door in. Fuck fuck fuck. This will teach me to get another key made and give it to the neighbor.
- kelpie0
this post alone is justification for the mobile always on world.
So cunts like me can bask in K0na's misery while he sits in his stairwell, clutching his crackberry
nae luck big chap :D
- kona0
LOL kelpie! At least I'm still close enough to get a strong signal from my wi-fi.
- Redmond0
Call a locksmith.
- invisiblechamber0
- Ah, I knew those big locks could be unlocked with a bogus key. This kind of sucks. :/Redmond
- works on almost every lock.invisiblechamber
- kona0
Redmond, the wife works relatively close to the house so she's on her way back to let me in. The locksmith I called wanted to charge me an outrageous amount. The people downstairs are cooking bacon I think. Smells delicious. Now I'm hungry, cold and locked out of my house.
- Knock on their door and ask for some bacon! Explain the situation to them Im sure they'll give you some!ian
- Jaline0
+1 for k0na's wife.
- chossy0
When she comes to let you in fuck her :D
- harlequino0
where are those sneaky Home Depot girls when you need them?
- JackRyan0
This happened to me once...and I felt like some kind of awesome when I used that credit card trick to pop the door open, it was amazing. Sure, I fucked up my Safeway club card, but it was pretty rad.
- rafalski0
Had you jailbroken your iphone, you'd have a decent edition of solitaire to play now.
Is this "unable to break in" a recurring issue in your life?
- TheBlueOne0
So, kona gets locked out of his house and the first thing he does is bitch about it on QBN while sitting out in the cold?
I'm kinda tossed up on whether that's very cool, or oddly sad..and whether I would do the same thing...
- kona0
these doors aren't built for that jackryan. that was one of the first things that crossed my mind after i got locked out. actually, thta was the second thing, the first thing was thinking of how bad it would really be if i tried to kick the door in at 6:45 in the morning. thank god i didn't try. what a mess that would have been.
all is well now, the wifey let me in after laughing her ass off at me as she mocked me from the outside door looking in for a good minute or two before she opened it and let me in.
spare keys for everybody this weekend!
- *send spare keys and list of all valuable items in house. You know..for..um..insur... purposes.TheBlueOne
- ..insurance purposes, that is.TheBlueOne
- ginsu knife set. bart simpson chia pet. industrial strength whoopie cushion. hedge sheers. that's about it.kona
- spendogg0
Kona, Smash, Dooooor
- _salisae_0
We're skipping over the most important question here, why did you switch jackets?
- normally i would sacrifice warmth for fashion, but today it's brutally cold. had to bundle up.kona
- ...and did you make some bacon before heading back out?TheBlueOne
- unfortunately i did not. i grabbed the next best thing... a push pop.kona
- kona0
- flashbender0
OR you could just always lock the door from the outside with the key - that way it is impossible to get locked out. Kind of like a VW.
WiFi is neat.
- PonyBoy0
AW KONA...
I kicked in my door only a week ago!!!... I broke the latch but managed to keep the door usable... deadbolts go along way w/no latch. :)
Sucks... I feel your pain. :(